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Come on, Shake Your Body Baby, Do the Congo
Lord knows I can be hard on Sienna Miller, because I think she’s shameless, utterly useless and… well… rather used-up-looking trash. Also I’ve never seen a remarkable performance submitted by her, and I really don’t know why she’s famous, save for toting the same ratty Balenciaga bag around for years, and laying a fun amalgam of unusual male conquests.
However, as Jen–with barfy reluctance–pointed out to me this week: there may be a more serious side to the wacktress. One of Jen’s friends actually just finished leading Miller on a humanitarian visit through the Congo, which the starlet travel-blogged about on the Huffington Post. Hmm.
Suddenly, I realized that it’s possible that I’m just a judgemental, hateful person. A grouchy sour-graper with a laptop and an attitude, who shouldn’t necessarily get on some high horse to criticize those in the public eye–people like Sienna Miller who simply can’t catch a break from the media when they make mistakes, people like Sienna Miller who don’t have the luxury of being able to start over and try again without the scrutiny ofzZzzZZZzzzzzZzzzzzzzzZzz.
Oh, who am I kidding? I still hate the bitch.
[Sienna Miller travel-blogs through the Congo on HuffPo]
Filed under: Attempts at Validity, Great Lays, Haterasian, Huffington Post, Humanitarian Missions, Paparazzi Whores, Sienna Miller is Famous for...for...Uh, Sienna Miller is Gross, The Congo, Wacktors
Hiding Fasian
So what’s the deal here? Is Sienna Miller overwhelmed by shame because her affair with married actor Balthazar Getty has been blown completely out of proportion, the media won’t leave her alone, and her reputation as a hussy/homewrecker now seems inescapable? Is it this shameful to no longer feel like an “It” girl?
…Or is she just embarrassed that she, like Lindsay Lohan, is still rocking yesterday’s leggings and flats as if they were tomorrow’s Marni?
You tell us.
Filed under: Leggings, Lindsay Lohan, People Who Have No Shame, Public Shame, Sienna Miller is Famous for...for...Uh
Paparazzi Litigasian
Home-wrecking veteran and generally useless tartlet Sienna Miller is suing two media agencies (which account for photo agency Big Pictures and British tabloids News of the World and the Sun) over the snapping and distribution of photos documenting multiple topless frolic-fests with married (now seperated) actor Balthazar Getty.
An official statement from Miller*:
“Yeah, so what, so I’ve screwed a couple of married men! What would you do if you were me? I can’t act, I’m too short to keep modeling, and the only thing that’s ever gotten me invited to the Met ball is my grade-A pussy. I have no shame, okay? I HAVE NO SHAME. I’d be happy to have a camera installed in my vagina. But if people are going to look at my teeny-tiny titties and extra-marital antics, they’re gonna have to pay up for it.”
*not an actual statement from Sienna Miller. Totally fictional. She sucks, though. You already knew that.
Filed under: Balthazar Getty, Broken Homes, Celebrity "Privacy", Lawsuits, Litigasian, Marriage Splits, Paparazzi Whores, People Who Have No Shame, Sienna Miller is Famous for...for...Uh, Topless PhotozzZz
SNEWS
And now, hot news from Mumbai, India:
Homewrecker Starf*cker No-Talent Ass Clown “Boho” Fashion It-Girl Sienna Miller teamed up ZzZZzzzZZzzzzzzZzzzZZZzzz with Bollywood stars for a week-long promotional tour of Eco-Awareness group Global GreenzzZZzZZzzzZzZZzzzzzzzzzZZzZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzZzZzzzz…
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Filed under: "Boho", Bollywood, Boring as Shit White Girls, Girl--Please Brush Your Hair and Apply Makeup, Global Warming, Sienna Miller is Famous for...for...Uh, Was Mischa Barton Unavailable?
Eek! a Mouse!
Today in Reuters:
“A small white mouse running around a Boeing 777 delayed a Vietnam Airlines flight to Tokyo for more than four hours, newspapers reported Monday.”
WAIT!!!
I THINK I FOUND IT!!!
Filed under: Mousy Blondes, Muthafuckin' Mice on a Plane, Plane Delays, Sienna Miller is Famous for...for...Uh, Somebody Help Please, Vietnam, Why the Heck She was in Vietnam I'll Never Know
