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BABEWATCH: Jessica Gomes

February 10th, 2009 | 0 comments | Posted by Jen

Name: Jessica Gomes

Hails from: Perth, Australia

Ethnicity: Portuguesian (father is Portuguese, mother is Singaporean Chinese)

Why She’s a Babe: Being in the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue two years running–in 2008 and the newly-released 2009–automatically qualifies Jessica, obvs. But even in a field of hotties–Leo DiCaprio’s GF Bar Rafaeli graces the 2009 cover–the Portuguesian model’s face stands out. And we mean that literally, because you may have noticed that homegirl’s rockin’ a moonface, and we love moonfaces, even if we sometimes try to minimize our own. Also, Entertainment Weekly gave Jessica props for “best water shot” and…wait, what the fuck is a “water shot”?!

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Filed under: Asian Models, Australiasians, Jessica Gomes, Mixed People, Moon Faces, Moonfaces, Portuguesians, SI Swimsuit Issue, Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue

Disgrasian Dictionary

GONGBANG –: An assault on the ears of gonging sounds that occurs in movies and television whenever someone or something Asian appears on screen. Example, Long Duk Dong in Sixteen Candles.
Mutasian –: A recurring archetype in movies and television who does not have speaking lines. Also known as an Ornamental.
Racial Dilettante –: A person who dabbles in the affect of another race or races (see Racial Drag), particularly when that race is “IN.”
CHINYSTERIA –: The alarmist fear that China is our new enemy and wants to poison our food, eat our dogs, take over the country and force us all to speak Ching-Chong.
DISGRASIANMOBILES –: The Honda Element and the Toyota Scion; souped-up Acuras; a brand spankin’-new Infiniti.