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When Malakars Collide

March 13th, 2008 | 0 comments | Posted by Jen

American Idol also-ran Shyamali “Hooters” Malakar was in attendance last night at the show taping, accompanied by a greazy skeezy plus one.


GREAZY SKEEZY PLUS ONE: Heeeeehh–

SHYAMALI: Are people staring at my tits?

GREAZY SKEEZY PLUS ONE: Uhhhhhh–

SHYAMALI: O. M. G. People are totally staring at my tits. (squeals with excitement)

GREAZY SKEEZY PLUS ONE: Baaaaaaaaaaaa–

SHYAMALI: Wait, are people staring at Paula’s old tits? Shit.

GREAZY SKEEZY PLUS ONE: Burrrrrrrr–

SHYAMALI: Fuck. Me. No one is staring at my tits. Fuckity-fuck-fuck duck-fuck.

GREAZY SKEEZY PLUS ONE: Fuuuuuuuuuuuu–

SHYAMALI: Why aren’t they staring at my tits??? Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

GREAZY SKEEZY PLUS ONE: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

SHYAMALI: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

GREAZY SKEEZY PLUS ONE: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

SHYAMALI: (sniffs) At least you’re staring at my tits.

GREAZY SKEEZY PLUS ONE: Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr…dude. That’s disgusting. You’re my fuckin’ sister.

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The Accidental Malakar

December 14th, 2007 | 0 comments | Posted by Jen

AOL revealed their top searches of 2007 in various categories this week. The top five news story searches were for 1) Chris Benoit, the wrestler who killed his family and then himself, 2) the weight-loss drug Phentermine, 3) the Pet Food Recall, 4) Global Warming and, finally, 5) the Virginia Tech shootings (more on that later).

The other results were more predictable, with American Idol, Brit Brit and Hillary dominating the categories of TV, celebrity, and politics. The most embarrassing category itself was “Top Accidental Celebrities.” Of the top five, two were siblings and DISGRASIAN–Shyamali “Boobylicious” Malakar came in at number two, ahead of her tone-deaf brohawk Sanjaya, who took the fourth spot.

Malakar = Excellence


I wonder how the Malakars are taking the news. Especially since that “accident” has been cleaned up for a while. Sanjaya’s got to be pissed that big sis’ D-cups overshadowed his…um…uh…talents(?). But is being a Top Accidental Celebrity something that one and one’s family feel pride and joy over?

In other words, are they cracking open champagne right now or a bottle of Percocet?

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Sibling Coattail Watch, Part 2

April 5th, 2007 | 0 comments | Posted by Jen

Yesterday, Diana most astutely pointed out that Shyamali Malakar is the bigger Disgrasian, riding her brobro’s coattails all the way to the titty bank.


And now this:

“Angelina Jolie doesn’t control Brad Pitt, says Jolie’s brother”

James (Angelina’s brother) has told Grazia magazine that while (Angelina Jolie) does like to be in charge, she doesn’t control Brad: “I have never seen any sign of tension between them. They make all their decisions together. It’s rubbish that she tries to control him.”


Hey, James? Maybe you should try getting your own gig, know what I’m saying?

Better yet, there are stil plenty of these adorable munchkins to go around:

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