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Sarah Palin Gets Shorty
Sarah Palin is hopping mad about the image of her that Newsweek used for their recent cover, stating that the photo (originally taken for a profile in Runner’s World) taken out of context is “sexist.”
Texting and running--someone should ticket for that
Sexist? Or just stupid? In my humble opinion: after the age of 22, taking any public photo in shorts is downright irresponsible. I don’t care who the hell you are, what job you’ve got, how great your gams are, how fast you are on a Blackberry, or how many times you wink at me. Not a good idea.
[HuffPo: Sarah Palin: Newsweek Cover Showing My Legs "Sexist" (PHOTOS)]
Filed under: Blackberry, Fitness, Fitness Gear, Irresponsibility, MILFs, Newsweek, Runners World, Sarah Palin, Sarah Palin Newsweek Cover, Sarah Palin Short Shorts, Sexist Spin is so '08, Short Shorts, Things Women Over 22 Should Not Do, Unholy Magazine Covers, ZZzzzZzZzZZzzzz
Baby, You’re Worth It
Ladies…
Remember. It’s not about whether or not you can afford to buy anything at Chanel [purrs].
What’s important is if, after glancing at a paparazzi photo of you with your ass-cheek-baring, Wet Seal denim shorts, cheap blue contacts, dirty knee boots, and just-bought treasures in hand, Intern Jasmine wonders innocently:
“[Maybe she's] like my mom, who saves shopping bags from fancy department stores and then reuses them to carry her lunch around.”
In which case… we’re looking at a great-looking lunch.
Filed under: Blue Contacts, Chanel, Cheeks, Intern Jasmine, Looking Cheap, Lunch, Paparazzi, Short Shorts, Sublebrities, Tila Tequila
It’s a Bird, It’s a Plane, It’s Superdouche!
It’s a street hustler! It’s a street hustler with mutant thighs! Oh wait…
…it’s JackoffzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzZzzzzzzzzzZzzzZzZzzzzZZzzz
Source: People
Filed under: Hustlers, Jackie Chan, Sexy Poses that Make Me Want to Join a Nunnery, Short Shorts, Thunder Thighs, Uncle Tams
