DISGRASIAN™

A person who fetishizes Asian dress, food, religion, and/or culture, often to the detriment of his/her own health and that of others. Example: Jeremy Piven.

Pandering to our people.

An assault on the ears of gonging sounds that occurs in movies and television whenever someone or something Asian appears on screen. Example, Long Duk Dong in Sixteen Candles.

Our mothers and fathers, whom we, despite our achievements and senses of familial duty, are usually disappointing.

The oppressive, unassailable ideas handed down by the Fashion world.