DISGRASIAN™

Foreign language spoken by business-minded people who see dollar signs in the place of one billion slanty-eyes.

A person who fetishizes Asian dress, food, religion, and/or culture, often to the detriment of his/her own health and that of others. Example: Jeremy Piven.

Asian robot. Example: Julie Chen.

Amazin’ Asian.

Our mothers and fathers, whom we, despite our achievements and senses of familial duty, are usually disappointing.