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The Worse Malakar

April 4th, 2007 | 0 comments | Posted by Diana

Yeah, yeah, Sanjaya did it again– clad in an ivory leisure suit with enough KFC grease in his hair to fry up about 23000 Turduckens, he smugly assassinated Irving Berlin’s “Cheek to Cheek” to my chagrin and the tears of a thousand teenagers. What else is new?

We want him out. ‘Nuff said.

But amidst all the anger and frenzy, have we overlooked the more offensive Malakar?

Shyamali, Idol reject and the Sanjaya’s busty sister, has basically made a name for herself via his improbable success, flaunting her bosom in his support (an Idol clip that quickly became one of YouTube’s most downloaded) and riding on his polyester coattails to become one of the most downloaded lasses on the Internet.

What, pray tell, is being downloaded?

Oh, this:

and this:

and THIS:

With even less talent than her no-talent brother, I do declare Shyamali the MALAKAR WORST!!!

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Filed under: At least Sanjaya and his Sister are pretty, Bouncing Bosoms, Riding on Polyester Coattails, Shayamali Malakar

Disgrasian Dictionary

DISGAYSIAN –: Shameful member of the tribe who also happens to be gay.
CHINYSTERIA –: The alarmist fear that China is our new enemy and wants to poison our food, eat our dogs, take over the country and force us all to speak Ching-Chong.
Racial Drag –: Accoutrement and/or affect donned by one race to mimic another. Example: when a white girl wears chopsticks in her hair.
KA-CHING CHONG –: Foreign language spoken by business-minded people who see dollar signs in the place of one billion slanty-eyes.
GONGBANG –: An assault on the ears of gonging sounds that occurs in movies and television whenever someone or something Asian appears on screen. Example, Long Duk Dong in Sixteen Candles.