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THE INSANITY BAROMETER

October 12th, 2007 | 0 comments | Posted by Diana

What is it about Shannyn Sossamon? She’s got a chisely-like gorgeous mug, teeny-tiny shoulders, an adorable knack for biting her lip, and probably a very good collection of vinyl LPs.

Oh, I know what it is. She’s a chronic hipster actress that substitutes “kooky” for “well-prepared” in movie roles, reprises her signature lip bite at almost every on-camera opportunity, named her child Audio Science, and clearly robbed Glinda, Good Witch of the North and the landscaped garden out front for an outfit to wear to the premiere of Wristcutters: A Love Story.

Insanity Barometer, up, up, and away!

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Study More

July 31st, 2007 | 0 comments | Posted by Diana

Audio Science’s mother Shannyn Sossamon never ceases to amaze me with her ability to know and say nothing about absolutely anything. This was confirmed, once again, by the wandering, pointless interview she gave IESB.net at Comic-Con to promote her new movie, a remake of Japanese Horror Film Chakushin Ari called One Missed Call.

Can somebody please explain to Shannyn that Asian people are smart? And that they spell “Shannon” correctly? Surely there is enough Golden blood running through her brain to do at least that.

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