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This Should Put An End To The Trophy Wife Talk: Wendi Deng Murdoch Smacks Down Husband’s Attacker

After all these years posing as Rupert Murdoch’s young, hot trophy wife–even going so far as to bear Murdoch two daughters so the “marriage” seemed legitimate–Wendi Deng Murdoch totally blew her cover this morning and exposed her real role in Rupert’s life, as his own private stone face killa (that’s her in the pink jacket, keeping a foam-pie wielding attacker away from Rupert, who’s the bald head seated at the table in front of her):

Damn, y’all, damn.

If our government knows what’s good for them, they’re recruiting Wendi and Rupert’s two young daughters, ages 9 and 6, for some off-the-books black ops shit right now. Don’t be fooled by those pretty smiles–those baby teeth will cutchu good.

Meanwhile, check out the Many Scary Faces of Wendi Deng over at The Awl.

[All Things D: Rupert Murdoch, Wendi Deng and the PhoneGate Pie (Video)]

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