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How Do Yu Sex Up Lindsay Lohan?
LA photographer Yu Tsai has a large slate of beautiful work, being a master of female sensuality, fantastic color variance, and irregularities turned into beauty.
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Filed under: Coke, Controversial Photos, Disasters, Exploitation, Hasbeens, Homage?, Insecurity, Kate Moss, Lindsay Lohan, Lindsay Lohan Naked, Lindsay Lohan Nude, Lindsay Lohan Sex, Muse Magazine, Photographers, Racy, Sad, Sex, Yu Tsai
Threesomes And Pageants Go Together Like Ramma Lamma Lamma Ka Dinga Da Dinga Dong
By now, you’ve likely heard about the just-leaked threesome sex tape (WARNING: previous link extremely, extremely NSFW) featuring Miss Trinidad & Tobago (Anya Ayoung-Chee), her boyfriend Wyatt Gallery, and a close friend that is NOT, as previously alleged, Miss Japan.
Missing from this screen grab: Ponytail guy
The video was snatched when Gallery dropped off his laptop for repair at a Trinidad computer shop, and quickly made waves this week throughout the Internet pervosphere.
I won’t lie. I watched the video twice–even though I knew it was wrong, fueled by my disappointment in Carmen Electra’s newly-”leaked” sex tape, which was a bra-filled snoozefest. And I must say, that Miss Trinidad knows how to party!
Seriously, though… what did Wyatt Gallery ever do to deserve such an incredible stroke of luck (the threesome, not the leak)??? Perhaps he frequently helps little old ladies across the street. With his penis.
[TMZ: Miss Universe Contestants In Three-Way Sex Tape]
Filed under: Anya Ayoung-Chee, Beauty Pageants, Guilty Pleasures, Laptops, Leaked Tapes, Luck Be Two Ladies Tonight, Lucky Bastards, Miss Japan, Miss T&T, Miss Trinidad & Tobago, Miss Universe, Miss Universe Contestants Nude, Miss Universe Japan, Mistasian Identity, NSFW, Scandals, Sex, Sex Scandals, Sex Tapes, So So Wrong, Three-ways, Threesomes, Trinidad, Whoopsieeee
Adam Lambert Doesn’t Like Dirty Girls
Adam Lambert revealed in a controversy-riddled Out interview that he’s gone down on a girl!
Adam Lambert goes down
From Out:
OUT: Have you ever had any sex with a girl?
AL: Oral.OUT: You went down on her?
AL: Uh-huh.OUT: Was it gross, or it was just not what you wanted?
AL: It was a little gross because I don’t think she was as clean as she could’ve been. It wasn’t the act of it that really turned me off. I don’t really remember. I was 18 and I was drunk. Or maybe I was 17… The point of the matter is that I would not rule it out. The idea is intriguing.
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Filed under: Adam Lambert, American Idol, Bi-Curiosity, Bisexuality, Bragging Rights, Cunnilingus, Desirable Twentysomethings, Devastating Sound Bytes, Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap, Dirty Girls, Embarrassing, Gay, Gay Boys, Heartland, Heartthrobs, Oral Sex, Pop Stars, Public Humiliation, Sex, Sexy Thoughts, The Importance of Cleanliness, This Is Why Diana Thinks People Should Shower 2-3 Times A Day
A Pussy In Your Fridge Will Not Get You, Well, You Know…
Many of you are familiar with our theory that performing simple, unselfish acts such as washing one’s bed sheets and cleaning the toilet will get a guy laid. Along those lines, Boing Boing guest blogger Jesse Brown wondered if a clean fridge would, too. He linked to photos of his friend Corey Mintz’s immaculate refrigerator (see below); Corey, a chef and food critic, is of the belief that pictures of clean fridges “provoke the same response in women that nude shots inspire in men,” but Jesse was not so convinced.
I’ll admit, the first photo intrigued me.
Not for the cleanliness it captured, but for the abundant presence of pickled products. I have a weakness for pickles–cornichons, Tomolives, pepperoncini, shibazuke, jalapeno rings–and, by extension, pickle-eaters. Pickles are salty, decadent, comforting, and designed to be eaten in bed. They’re the food of hedonistic people who like to binge and overindulge and do not know the meaning of self-control. Pickles, in other words, reek of sex.
But just as the first photo lured me in, the second one put me off.
It, too, contained all sorts of items that suggested exquisite excess: brown butter, coconut milk, mole, and pork fat, but that wasn’t the problem.
The problem was the Hello Kitty lettuce container. Whatwhatwhat is a man doing with a Hello Kitty food storage container? (To be fair, I would ask the same question of a woman, too.) Is it supposed to be ironic? Is it supposed to be cute? Is it supposed to convey a kind of masculine sensitivity, like “I’m so secure in my manhood that I can embrace Hello Kitty and her ineffable charms”?
At this point, you’ve lost me. I’m asking too many questions. I’m overthinking both the fridge and its owner. I’m wishing the fridge only carried sparkling water. I’m feeling like the fridge is trying too hard. I’m thinking Don Draper would never allow a Hello Kitty lettuce container in his icebox. I’m wondering how many shoegaze LP’s are in this Hello Kitty lettuce container-owning dude’s record collection that I might be forced to listen to. I’m thinking I’ll take the pickles all right…but please hold the sex.
[Boing Boing: Will a clean fridge get you laid?]
[Toronto Star: Contents of your fridge is a window to your personality]
Filed under: Clean Fridges, Clean Sheets, Comfort Food, Hedonists, Hello Kitty For Men, Hello Kitty Lettuce Container, Pickles, Pickles and Sex, Refrigerators, Sex, Withholding Sex
SPORTS ILLUSTRASIAN: The LPGA Backs Off Ricist "English-Only" Policy
The LPGA has scrapped its plan to suspend players who don’t pass an oral English exam, after protests from sponsors, athletes, Asian-American groups, and California State Senator Leland Yee (pictured right). According to Bloomberg, the LPGA has 121 international players from 26 countries, including 45 South Koreans. The English-only policy was considered to be targeting Asians, who have won 7 out of 24 events this year.
I’m glad the LPGA has come to its senses. Frankly, if Senator Yee were giving me that Hardass Evil Eye, I would, too! I’d also make straight A’s on my next report card, wear modest clothing, become a violin virtuoso, respect my elders, go to Chinese school every Saturday, and never have sex!
Filed under: Asian Golfers, Chinese School, Discriminatory Policies, English Only, Golf, Golfers, Hardass Asian Legislators, Leland Yee, Report Cards, Ricism, Sex, The Evil Eye, The LPGA Tour, Violin Virtuousos
We Must, We Must, We Must Increase Our Lust
Lust, Caution: Ang Lee’s Newest
Sources who have seen the film said it contains at least three scenes — one a long montage — featuring multiple acts of aggressive sexual activity in different positions. There’s no full-frontal male nudity (the source of some NC-17 rulings when shown in sex scenes), but male-on-female oral sex, non-S&M restraints and several nontraditional sexual positions are depicted, conveying the aggression and emotional conflict between the main characters.
NONTRADITIONAL SEXUAL POSITIONS!?!? HOLD THE MUZZAFUZZIN’ PHONE!
Sounds to me like somebody (everybody) in the MPAA hasn’t been jerked off in awhile. And if they’re this frigid, they probably won’t be for some time. I can only assume that this, my friends, is why they are all simply being jerkoffs.
Bravissimo, however, to Lee and Focus Features CEO James Schamus (who is not “aschamed” of a single sex position in Lust) for sticking to their guns and not changing a frame of what promises to be a beautifully shot flick… And for writing a movie that shows what we already know: Asians do it better, y’all!
Filed under: Ang Lee, Bravo, Jerkoffs That Just Need to Jerk Off More, NC-17, No Schame, Sex, Sexual Positions, The Chinese Know How to Romp
Yum?
Not that I’ve ever tasted it or nuffin’, but condom latex is Naaassty.
So you can imagine my surprise and delight to hear that Hindustan Latex in India just launched a new Paan-flavored condom to ease a little bit of the gagging. But, I mean, only a little.
Taste tests included banana, chocolate, and strawberry flavors, though the flavor of Paan–a Betel nut/tobacco concoction popularly chewed in India–was the clear winner.
Reuters reports:
Paan is a mildly intoxicating preparation wrapped in a leaf, usually containing tobacco, betel nut and flavourings, and is hugely popular across South Asia. It is chewed to a mouth-staining red pulp before being spat out.
The condoms will at first be made available only to prostitutes, but will we launched to the general public in a few months, the newspaper said.
“AVAILABLE ONLY TO PROSTITUTES!?” What? Wait one cotton-pickin’ minute. THAT’S REVERSE SEX-PROFESSIONAL DISCRIMINASIAN–AND I DEMAND MASS DISTRIBASIAN RIGHT FROM THIS PRODUCT’S INITIASIAN!
Filed under: Flavored Condoms, Paan, Reverse Sex-Professional Discriminasian, Sex, Weird Indian Behavior
Then Again, Maybe Not
Oh Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo. Just as I was starting to think you guys might actually be kind of cool, you had to go and remind me that you are just really just a pair of B-list saccharine douchetards:
EWWWWWWWWWWWWW! You guys are so LAME! “Our secret life” my ass. I promise you, unless there are s&m swings and/or spy work involved, your secret life is as boring as my 3rd grade diary–which read a little something like this:
“Hey Diary,
How are you? I’m great. So much to tell, I don’t even know where to start. So what happened today… Social Studies, English… SCHOOL! I can’t believe we have to go to school. But I got to sit next to Jared C. (sigh!) today at lunch, it was A-W-E-S-O-M!
You should have been there, Diary!!
Anyway, that’s all for now!
More Later!
Good night!
Love (and kisses),
Diana”
But back to this dreadful zzZZZzZZzcelebrity coulple–oh sorry, I dozed off– it all gets so much worse:
Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick. Why haven’t you learned? Cheesing out your romance is like severing off your own pecker. Don’t you remember this?
I would refer to it as a manhood LOW.
Trust me.
Now hightail it to some new tropical resort and screw on VIDEO! It’s the only way.
Filed under: Boring Love, Nick Lachey, Sex, Vanessa Minnillo, Video Can Save You
2nd Panda Post of the Day: HELP THE LEGLESS PANDA!
This just in from Beijing:
This is a call to action. Niu Niu is a survivor! We must rally together to prevent her “sex life” from becoming dusty with misuse. Just think about how cranky your coworkers and friends become when their “sex lives” become “dusty.” It isn’t pretty.
Furthermore, I’d like to call out the DISGRASIAN in this story: that bitchy fighting panda that took out poor Niu Niu’s paw and didn’t have the balls to stick around and own up to it. Terrible panda behavior.
SAVE NIU NIU’s HOO-HOO!
Filed under: Bitch Fights, Pandas, Prosthetics, Rivals, Sex
