DISGRASIAN™

Congratulasians?

Overheard at DISGRASIAN HQ this morning:

DIANA: Dude. Did you hear that Yul Kwon got engaged?

JEN: I don’t wanna talk about it.

DIANA: Me neither.

Awkward silence.

JEN: He gave her a cushion-cut diamond ring.

DIANA: Ooh. Cushion-cut. Niiiiiice.

JEN: And she’s so cute, you really can’t hate her.

DIANA: Yeah. I know what you mean. And she’s soooo skinny. I mean, look at those arms.

JEN: What about those legs? I had those legs…once.

DIANA: When I was twelve.

JEN: They’re really skinny.

DIANA: Some might say too skinny.

JEN: Almost painfully skinny.

DIANA: Know what? I can’t do this. (sighs) I hate her.

JEN: Loathe the bitch.

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Thanks, Jasmine and John!

Filed under: *Sigh*, Engagements, Hot Asian Men, Seething With Jealousy, Skinny Bitches, Yul Kwon

Thailand Says No to Castrasian

Speaking of gender benders, Reuters reported today that Thailand has banned castration because many aspiring-ladyboys are resorting to it for a cheap, quickie sex change instead of the standard operation that requires “rigorous physical and mental evaluation of the patient.” The photo accompanying the story was of this Thai ladyboy band (the only kind of boy band worth tolerating, in my opinion):

Which really made me regret letting my gym membership lapse and having that pizza for breakfast.

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Thanks, Jasmine!

Filed under: Castrasian, Gender Benders, Ladyboys, S/he's Got Legs S/he Knows How to Use Them, Seething With Jealousy, Sex Change Operasians, Thailand