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Say what you will.
Whether you watch baseball, can’t watch baseball, love baseball, hate baseball, listen to every MLB game at the ballpark with headphones on, think Bud Selig is a prick, or have no idea what RBI or a sac fly are…
…think Tim Lincecum’s ears must be lucky and Brian Wilson’s beard bitchin’…
….or wish they’d put bags over their heads when they pitch.
Or if, well…
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I guess it goes to show: You can grow up, go to an Ivy League school, get married, overcome a long bout with alcoholism, manage your own professional baseball team, govern a state, become the Leader of the Free World–for twice as long as your Hardass Presidential Dad, initiate two wars, increase the national debt by roughly $4,899,100,310,608 (give or take), inspire dozens of books and as many films based on your life and leadership, see the erection of your Presidential library, and you still might end up…
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Happy birthday to Tim Lincecum, pitcher for the SF Giants, who turned 26 this week!
Qualities to love about Lincecum:
1. Early career excellence
2. Pacific Northwest roots (What’s up, U Dub!)
3. He’s got a mean-ass fastball
4. Laugh lines, goofy grin, lanky stature
5. He’s got Angry Asian Man’s love (he’s a Giant after all, which stacks the deck in his favor). ‘Nuff said.
Time to celebrate with a nice microbrew and some fresh market seafood! Woot!
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