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D-I-V-O-R-C-E Spells Relief

December 18th, 2009 | 1 comment | Posted by Diana

I don’t smile when a marriage splits up. Breakups are sad and awful things, and the end of a marriage is hardly a joke–they are painful for too many parties, from the parents to the kids to the kids’ teachers to mutual friends to the restaurant managers that always give married couples a free dessert after dinner to bubbly dry cleaner ladies that love to ask about how the other half is doing. The only people that enjoy divorces are lonely, angry folks and lawyers.

This morning, I learned that Jon and Kate Gosselin, who we’ve all seen and talked about too much this year, have finally finalized their divorce.

Jon and Kate say, "Late."

Jon and Kate say, "Late."

By no means a happy thing, but perhaps it is cause for celebrasian… for us all. This divorce brings the horrible couple one step closer to finality–or at least to taking their idiotic conflict offline, hopefully forcing them to focus on what’s gonna neutralize all of the shit they’ve put their kids through rather than their childish back-and-forth.

Meanwhile, the rest of us can all take a deep breath and the necessary 14 seconds to forget they ever existed.

So CONGRATULASIANS, Jon and Kate. We all probably need to get some closure and move on.

[Celebrity Gossip: Jon And Kate Have Finalized Their Divorce]

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RIP Yves Saint Laurent

June 2nd, 2008 | 0 comments | Posted by Diana

The world bid adieu to fashion icon, feminist, pioneer, and artist Yves Saint Laurent, aged 71, this weekend. In light of the news, our day has surely lost a bit of its color–but Saint Laurent never feared change, and this is perhaps merely change, so we will follow suit.

Goodbye, beautiful, bold friend!

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A Little Help From Your Friends

May 20th, 2008 | 0 comments | Posted by Diana

We were crushed to hear the news about Sen. Ted Kennedy’s diagnosis of a malignant brain tumor today. Almost as heartbreaking were these response comments, delivered by Kennedy’s friends in the Senate:

Hearing Sen. Byrd break up while talking about his friend hit me like a wall of bricks today–it reminded me of seeing my parents cry, which has only ever happened about 5 total times. Even my mom, who usually sees weeping as a weakness, would say that there is more pride in loving someone than in pride.

So our thoughts are with Sen. Kennedy and all of his proud, loving friends, simply hoping for the best.

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Bullies are DISGRASIANS

August 3rd, 2007 | 0 comments | Posted by Diana



To the small-dicked, testosterone-filled, pus-brained assholes in this Chinese classroom that thought it a good idea to gang up on and terrorize one kid,

JEN AND I ARE LIKE THE ASIAN MAFIA. WE ARE SNEAKY, SLY, AND DANGEROUS. HERE’S THE THING: WE LIKE SMALL KIDS. WE LIKE FOUR-EYES. WE THINK BULLIES ARE PUSSIES. AND WE WILL BEAT YOUR ASS.

Stay cool!

K.I.T.,
DISGRASIAN

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