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Karaoke Drives People Karay-zy

July 3rd, 2007 | 0 comments | Posted by Jen

Here’s a bizarre story coming out of South Korea, “South Korean tycoon jailed for karaoke assault”:

Prosecutors said Kim Hanwha Group chairman Kim Seung-youn and several bodyguards stormed into an upscale Seoul karaoke bar in mid-March, seeking those responsible for attacking his son earlier that month.

Kim seized several workers, shuttled them off to a remote mountain area and forced them to their knees while he beat them, they said.

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Kim has since been sentenced to 18 months in jail for the crime. Kinda stiff when you consider this: “Bush Spares Libby From Prison Term.”

“Who wants to duet with me on ‘Summer Nights’? Anybody? Really? Nobody? Oh. Someone git my drunk daughters up here so I can do this goddamn song.“


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An assault on the ears of gonging sounds that occurs in movies and television whenever someone or something Asian appears on screen. Example, Long Duk Dong in Sixteen Candles.

MISTASIAN IDENTITY –

Mistaking one of us for another; a result of believing that we all look alike.

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Dental Disgrasian –

Disgraceful person with f-ed up, toothy teeth.

MALAPROPASIAN –

Asian who uses sucky speech, or sucky speech used by Asians.

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