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Shanghai Surprizzze

November 23rd, 2007 | 0 comments | Posted by Jen
“So, like, you just suck the juice out? I’m really good at that!”


Paris Hilton is in Shanghai to inexplicably host the MTV Style Gala, which will honor China’s leading fashists tonight. At a news conference promoting the awards show, Paris made really really smart comments about the “Paris of the East” like, “Shanghai looks like the future!” She also racial dragged it up in a qipao mini holding a portrait of her and a Panda.

I wish my 88 year-old grandmother could see this. Unfortunately, her only news source is the Chinese newspaper, she doesn’t know what the internet is, so she is one of the lucky few who doesn’t know who Paris Hilton is either. But if she did, she wouldn’t hug her like this lady did in Yu Yuan Gardens, a Shanghai tourist attraction…

…instead, my waipuo would grab that skinny bitch, throw her over her creaky knees, and beat the shit out of her ass with a hard hairbrush.

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Thanks Greenie!

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