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Jennifer Aniston’s FML Moment?

June 24th, 2009 | 0 comments | Posted by Jen


“Dude. WTF happened? One minute, I’m on the hottest television show of all time and married to the hottest man in the universe. And the next, I’m forty, single, my ovaries are drying up, and I’m driving a motherfucking rickshaw. I knew I should’ve become a Scientologist when I had the chance. FML”

[People: Jennifer Aniston on the set of Bounty Hunter]

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Disgrasian Dictionary
Race Hustlers –

Michelle Malkin’s pet name for us!

GONGBANG –

An assault on the ears of gonging sounds that occurs in movies and television whenever someone or something Asian appears on screen. Example, Long Duk Dong in Sixteen Candles.

DISGRASIANMOBILES –

The Honda Element and the Toyota Scion; souped-up Acuras; a brand spankin’-new Infiniti.

RICISM –

Racism against, among, and for rice eaters.

DISGAYSIAN –

Shameful member of the tribe who also happens to be gay.

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