Revenge Is a Dish Best Served Cute

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SO CLOSE!

September 24th, 2007 | 0 comments | Posted by Diana

I like to think that one of the Harajuku Girls, perhaps Music or Baby, made a back-alley deal in which they calmly placed $10,000 and a ticket to that night’s Gwen Stefani show in the palm of an Asian-Scot–while whispering in their ear, “Just take her down, halfway through that god-awful song ‘Cool,’ when she runs into the crowd.”

See what I mean at 1:10 of the video.

Filed under: Close But No Cigar, Everything About Gwen Stefani Sucks Ass, Falling Down, Free the Harajuku Girls, Mutiny, Near-Misses, Revenge Is a Dish Best Served Cute

In Her Shinbals

May 29th, 2007 | 0 comments | Posted by Jen

Cameron Diaz was snapped at a Korean airport today, looking…

…surprisingly cute?

Damn, girl. Getting dumped becomes you.

Source

Filed under: Cameron Diaz, Redemption, Revenge Is a Dish Best Served Cute, The Wonders of Dermatology

Disgrasian Dictionary

EXPLOITASIAN –: Yellow exploitation.
HONORASIAN –: Honorary one of us.
RICISM –: Racism against, among, and for rice eaters.
Samurite –: White Samurai who is typically the only person on Earth capable of saving innocent Japanese villagers from evil warlords and marauders.
ANTI-ASIAN –: n. An Asian who’s aging well. adj. Delaying or lessening the effects of aging by about 10 years, especially on the skin: an anti-asian cream.