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107 Years Old And The Sexiest Bitch In The East

September 15th, 2009 | 0 comments | Posted by Diana

Here’s the story on the lady pictured below, Mek Wok Kundor:

Lookin’ for love in all the wrong husbands
  • She’s Malaysian.
  • She’s 107 years old.
  • She has been married 22 times (so far).
  • She doesn’t kiss and tell–Kundor won’t talk about her former husbands (whom she has lost to both death and divorce) or her kids.
  • She is currently estranged from her husband (#22), who is 37.
  • She separated from the 37-year-old dude because he had to go into rehab.
  • Worried that he may return from rehab sober and itchin’ for a younger chick, Kundor has her sights set on a man 57 years her junior–a potential husband #23.
  • She plans to visit her hubby (Possible reconnection?) in rehab, which is in Kuala Lumpur. She just needs a ride.
  • I couldn’t possibly make this up.
  • Something tells me (maybe it’s the dozens of hubbies, love of younger dudes, and certainty that she’ll soon find a brand new lover) that Mek Wok Kundor is an incredible lay. You may not like to read that, and I may not like to write it, but neither of us can deny that it’s probably true.
  • Add it all up, and this bitch is the sexiest, baddest bitch in the East! Don’t hate a player!!

[CNN: Malaysian Woman, 107, Fears Hubby No. 22 Will Leave Her]

Thanks, Chris!

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Might As Well Face It, You’re Addicted To… Us?

January 6th, 2009 | 0 comments | Posted by Diana

Ordinarily, we would support rehab for Internet addiction–’cuz too much Interwebs probably is kinda bad for you–even if we don’t support methods like repeated playing of the “If You’re Happy and You Know It” song, or forced playing of board games “in person” (like, why in God’s name would you dick around with real Scrabble tiles when Facebook bingoing is so nice and neat and easy?) or running around outdoors.

Good times

But then, it’s like, if we cure Asian Internet addicts, that’s just a whole group of peeps that might not spend 24 hours a day, 7 days a week reading DISGRASIAN, or sending tips to us at DISGRASIAN HQ, or poking us on Facebook, or reading our MySpace posts, or rocking our RSS feed.

We just simply cannot have that.

So, no–ultimately, we do not support rehab for Internet addiction.

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Thanks, Jasmine!

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Naomi Campbell’s Soup Kitchen

September 10th, 2008 | 0 comments | Posted by Jen

Naomi Campbell began community service in a London soup kitchen yesterday for her April air-rage incident. Unlike her last public penance stunt stint, there were no photographers on hand this time to document what Naomi was wearing to the runway sho–er, I mean, to community service. Which could mean one of three things:

1) She’s humbled and learned her lesson

2) She takes her rehabilitasian very seriously

3) Her publicist told her that sashaying into community service dripping with Louboutins and Birkins makes her seem like an unrepentant ass-clown

Thanks, Jasmine!

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