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The ‘Asian Jersey Shore’ Kinda Looks Exactly Like ‘Jersey Shore’ But With Asian People
Ladies and gents (and mostly, gays), may we present…
THE SITUASIAN.
See more of The Situasian, aka Peter Le, on his NSFW website here.
Read an interview with Peter Le by our pal N’jaila Rhee (Blasian Bytch) here.
[channel APA: Ktown Reality Show Cast revealed]
Thanks, Lisa and Tina!
Filed under: Asian American Reality Show, Asian Jersey Shore, DISGRASIAN or Amazian?, Gay Icons, Guasians, Jersey Shore, KTown Reality Show, Peter Le, Reality TV, The Situasian, The Situation
BABEWATCH: Ronald Lee Clark
Name: Ronald Lee Clark
Hails from: LA (via Athens, TX/Choctaw, OK/Denver, CO/Seoul, KOR)
Occupation: Actor, Booking agent for Shortywood Productions/Shorty’s Rescue, Star of Animal Planet’s pit bull rescue show, Pit Boss
Why He’s A Babe: Ronald and the rest of Shorty’s crew are little people that make a big impact. Shorty’s Rescue of Long Beach, CA deals almost exclusively with protecting the highly misunderstood pit bull, a dog whose loyal and nurturing qualities are too-often overshadowed by the dangerous behavior of the badly mistreated. It’s important but tough and taxing work, and most people don’t have the nards to stay with it. Clark has been a longtime animal advocate, but is a relative rookie as an activist for pits—we like watching him learn and rise to the challenge.
Plus, we dig Clark’s smile lines, warm smile, and perfect tan. But should we investigate that film he did with porn superstars Jenna and Janine (eep!)? Maybe we’ll leave that to the past and stick to watching him save doggies!
Contribute to Shorty’s Rescue here.
[Animal Planet: Pit Boss]
[Examiner: Little People Rescue Big Dogs On Animal Planet]
[Facebook: Official Fan Page Of Ronald Lee Clark]
Filed under: Actors, Animal Rescue, Discovery, Hard Work, Koreans are Kool, Long Beach, Pit Boss, Pit Bull Rescue, Pit Bulls, Reality TV, Ronald Lee Clark, We Love Dogs
Hate Your Hardass Parents? Auction Off Your Virginity On Reality TV
Even after I give birth to my first child, I’m pretty sure I’m going to tell my mom and dad that I’m a virgin. It’s like, my duty as the fourth child of two Hardass Asian Parents (who, as far as I know, are also virgins). It’s how we roll, yo. We’re expected to avoid dating but marry someone rich and virile, have babies without ever making sweet monkey love, and teach our kids to do the same.
So the first thing I thought when I read on HuffPo that an Aussie producer put together a cast willing to auction off their virginities to the highest bidder for a reality TV show was: I’ll be damned if there’s an Asian-Australian on that show!!! Hardass Asian Parents would go ape shit.
Apparently, all of the parents are pretty unhappy about the show’s concept.
Continue reading Hate Your Hardass Parents? Auction Off Your Virginity On Reality TV
Filed under: Cultural Lows, Disappointing My Parents, Fear The Wrath Of A Hardass Asian Parent, Flogging, Hardass Asian Parents, Pervs, Prostitution, Reality TV, Shameful TV Show Concepts, Shaming Your Family, Sluts, Virginity, Virginity Is So Overrated It's Unbelievable, Virgins, Weird Australian Behavior
Oh, We Ru The Day You Left [Drag Race Spoiler Alert]
Oh Jujubee.
Ju have charisma.
Ju are unique.
Ju have got nerve.
Ju have talent!
Girl, ju may not have won Ru Paul’s Drag Race this season, but ju will always be the number one queen in our book (er, blog).
xoxo
DISGRASIAN
P.S. We still cannot believe you lost to that slow-talking bitch, Other Tyra. Honey, PLEASE!
Source
Thanks, jRu!
Filed under: Drag Queens, Jujubee, Logo, Other Tyra, Reality TV, RuPaul's Drag Race, RuPaul's Drag Race Season 2, Wrong Winner
Daniel Henney Goes Outback Doesn’t Look Like Any Reality Show We’ve Ever Seen [PHOTOS]
In the years since leaving my old development job at a reality television company by saying, “This genre just insults my brain and I can’t do it anymore,” I’ve become a bit of a reality junkie. Funny.
I still don’t watch Survivor or Amazing Race or anything like that, but I never miss an episode of Celebrity Rehab/Sex Rehab/Sober House/Celebrity Addiction Show Rehab* with Dr. Drew. I cry during reruns of Say Yes To The Dress. I actually threw something at the TV in protest of the injustice displayed in the latest Tool Academy graduation ceremony. I flipped my lid when I met Tim Gunn. I entered a contest to appear on Man Vs. Wild. I’ve watched every Kitchen Nightmares episode–both the awesome British and wacked-out American versions–three times over.
Total junkie!!!
Most reality show talent (not Tim Gunn, for crying out loud, but the sub-average Joes and Janes willing to sacrifice dignity and privacy for a toxic 15 minutes of fame) are hard to look at. It’s trainwrecks doing tequila shots with even ickier trainwrecks, or former teen idols past their prime, or narcissistic celebrities trying to revamp their image–y’know, the intolerable rep cultivated on another reality show.
So when I read on Figgy and Fatty that Daniel Henney was starring in his own reality show for Korean TV, I gasped a worried gasp. Had he sold himself short? Is the beautiful and nummy Daniel Henney a trainwreck??
Filed under: Amazing Race, Boyfriends, Celebrity Rehab, Daniel Henney, Daniel Henney Photos, Daniel Henny Goes Outback, Dr. Drew, Fantasy Guys, Gorgeous People, Hapa, Hot Asian Men, Hot Bodies, Kitchen Nightmares, Korean Reality TV Shows, Oh How I Would Love To Be That T-Shirt, Reality TV, Say Yes To The Dress, Smoking Hotness, So Fine, Survivor, Tool Academy, Trainwrecks, Well Done
BIRTHDAY CELEBRASIAN! Jamie Chung
Happy birthday to Jamie Chung, who is awfully cute, normal, pretty, zZzzzZzZ, and tan!
We hope you have a great year, Jamie, doing cute things with cool sorority girlfriends and having lots of fun! You’re so… um… pretty!
Filed under: Actresses, Asian American Actresses, Boring People, Cute Girls, God's gift to boring chicks is good looks, Hot Bodies, Jamie Chung, Jamie Chung I Almost See Nipple, Jamie Chung See-Through Shirt, Jamie Chung Shirtless, Much Ado About Nothing, Pretty And Popular, Real World Stars, Reality Stars, Reality TV, Sorority Bitches, Sorority Girls, ZZzzzZzZzZZzzzz
Jersey Shore Goes To KTown
A casting call has gone out on Craigslist: LA looking for “interesting, attractive, colorful Asian-Americans” to star in a reality show in the style of Jersey Shore and The Real World. Tyrese is allegedly producing.
The notice sez:
We need attractive Asian-Americans with lively, strong, and unique personalities between the ages of 18 to 30 with equally interesting life stories and perspectives to share, especially individuals who know about and/or experienced the Koreatown life.
Personally I think this idea’s genius, and I’d like Diana to audition for the show–I’m too old, which, for once, I think, is a good thing–mostly so she could fuck some bitches up, because that’s what they do on reality TV, right? That and get arrested? Plus, she has access to a Bumpit–her sister’s–plus, she loves the Koreatown life, particularly the Koreatown restaurants. (I actually had to look up what a Bumpit was, which, also, I think, is a good thing?)
The show is even looking for non-Asians to round out the cast.
If you are not Asian but are obsessed with Asian culture or people in some way, email us and please explain.
Yes, yes, and while you’re at it–you who are obsessed with Asian culture or people in some way (um, I think you know what they’re talkin about)–why don’t you email us and explain, too, you horny freak you.
[Craigslist: Casting Asian Americans for reality show (Los Angeles/Hollywood)]
Thanks, Jasmine!
Filed under: Asian American Reality Show, Bumpits, Casting Call, Jersey Shore, K-Town, Koreatown, KTown, Reality Shows, Reality TV, Yellow Fever
BIRTHDAY CELEBRASIAN! Kate Gosselin
Happy birthday to Kate Gosselin, who turned 35 (yes, only) on Sunday!
Single and, um, loving it...
Here’s hoping that this year she’ll be able to spend more quality off-camera time with her brood of Amazian munchkins.
Kate + 6
[Us: Kate Gosselin Spends 35th Birthday Away From Her Kids]
Filed under: Addicted To Stardom, Amazian Jr., Dancing With the Stars, Gosselin Kids, Kate Gosselin, Mothers, Munchkins, Neglecting Your Family, Overbearing Mothers, Reality Stars, Reality TV, Sad
Pretty Girrrls Make Boxes
During last night’s episode of RuPaul’s Drag Race, Ru announced one of my favorite challenges evvvaaarrr: each queen making their box pretty!
Nobody likes a boring box!
It was a PRETTY BOX exxxtravaganza, where Ru kept asking about the BOXES and cooing over the BOXES and delighting over scented BOXES and talking about how important a queen’s BOX is! After all, what’s more important than a drag queen’s box, you tell me? Nothin’!
GENIUS.
During the challenge, I was not surprised to see “Tyra” gettin’ bitchy with all of the other ladies, and complaining that everyone was copying her (she does so every time).
See the quickfire challenge at 3:45 of the video below:
Continue reading Pretty Girrrls Make Boxes
Filed under: Awesome, Bitch Fights, Boxes, Brilliant Reality Show Challenges, Copycats, Dirty Minds Think Alike, Drag Queens, Golden Box, Innuendo, Jujubee, Logo, Making Your Box Nice, Pretty Boxes, Queens, Reality TV, RuPaul, RuPaul's Drag Race, RuPaul's Drag Race Season 2, Scented Boxes, Tyra
Conveyor Belt Of Love May Be The Greatest Awful Show Of All Time
Network television’s worst inside joke-turned-joke-turned-running joke-turned-joke pitch-turned pitch treatment-turned-idea going up the chain-turned-pilot order-turned-IDIOTIC DRIVEL THAT SOMEHOW SAW NETWORK AIRTIME ON ABC AND RESULTED IN A SERIES ORDER aired this week, and I missed it. Oh, darn.
Here’s the concept: Five single ladies choose from thirty single guys in a conveyor belt white elephant party. That is all you need to know.
Fortunately for me, my reality crap aficionado pals at Homo Shame alerted me as soon as they read about it, and I found the entire episode on Hulu.
That’s right, I watched it. And so can you:
Keep your eyes on Keiko during this episode. She’s bratty, opinionated, languid, not terribly bright and too pretty for her own good–also the first to proclaim disinterest in the “Filipino Criss Angel” on the belt, which may make you mad until you realize he sucks.
Keiko is a player-lover who chooses a hard body over intellect, disses the hot engineer with the 5 o’clock shadow in favor of an oily Speedo-wearer with a chihuahua, loves screwing, and in general gives this show the credit and seriousness it deserves–next to none. All in all, she’s the best part of the show (“Show” being an incredibly generous term, by the way).
Continue reading Conveyor Belt Of Love May Be The Greatest Awful Show Of All Time
Filed under: Bad ideas, Brats, Conveyor Belt Of Love, Cultural Lows, Filipino Criss Angel, Godawful Television Shows, Hard Bodies, Keiko, Reality TV, Single Dudes, Single Ladies, Stupid TV Ideas
White House Party Crash Test Dummies
News today: For crashing the White House state dinner, the oh-so-tawdry hobknobbers Tareq and Michaele Salahi have, as expected, been served with subpoenas–a decision made today by a congressional panel. The couple will face questioning on January 20 by the House of Representatives Homeland Security Committee.
Ruh Roh! Subpoena-oh!
Continue reading White House Party Crash Test Dummies
Filed under: Embarrassing, Fame Whores, House of Representatives Homeland Security Committee, Humiliasian, India, Michaele Salahi, Reality TV, Reality TV Wannabes, Ruh-Roh, Shameless Behavior, State Dinner, Tareq Salahi, Terrible Couples, The Salahis, The White House, White House Party Crashers, Whoopsieeee
Mom Is Scary For Terry On Tool Academy 2
I apologize, guys. I’m still watching Tool Academy 2 because the Reality TV Gods ignored my prayer, and that gross bastard Terry wasn’t cut when I asked. In fact, he somehow made the top 3.
But look, I don’t always need to get what I want. Who cares about elminasian when Asian parents might get involved? Just knowing that Terry would ultimately have to confront his cheating demons in front of Kate–Nicole’s awesome, loving-and-cool-yet-obviously-not-without-a-Hardass-laser-beam-glare mom–was enough to make me squeal like a pig with glee this VH1 week.
Watch Terry’s moment of truth (seated in therapy: Terry’s parents on his right, and Nicole’s baby bro and mom on her left) below:
It’s kind of the worst possible thing to imagine, right? Reality camera crews and the eventual eyes of the nation might seem kind of non-judgmental when you’re knee deep in filming, I’m sure. But–whether cameras are on or off–nothing’s more shameful than saying that you can’t tame your dick in front of PARENTS. Especially parents that think you’re a JERK.
So you’d think in a moment so mortifying, Terry could have mustered a more realistic “I’m sorry,” right? Me too. But…nah.
[VH1: Family Weekend At Tool Academy]
Filed under: Awesome Mothers, Bastards, Cheating, Hardass Asian Moms, Hardass Asian Parents, Moms, Reality TV, Shameful Behavior, Terry and Nicole, Therapy, Tool Academy, Tool Academy 2, Vh1, Ways to Not Look Sorry
