DISGRASIAN™

Asian who uses sucky speech, or sucky speech used by Asians.

A person who dabbles in the affect of another race or races (see Racial Drag), particularly when that race is “IN.”

White Samurai who is typically the only person on Earth capable of saving innocent Japanese villagers from evil warlords and marauders.

Foreign language spoken by business-minded people who see dollar signs in the place of one billion slanty-eyes.

n. An Asian who’s aging well.  adj. Delaying or lessening the effects of aging by about 10 years, especially on the skin: an anti-asian cream.