You are currently browsing posts tagged with Racists
Today’s topic? Natural hair. Inappropriate touching of strangers. Bad Asian drivers.
Oh, and…things that are racist.
Thanks for listening, I’ll be here all week long. Try the veal!
Filed under: Andrew Ti, bad asian drivers, Hair Touching, Let's Talk About Race, Natural Hair, Podcasts, Racism, Racism Questions, Racist Gestures, Racists, Stereotypes, Yo Is This Racist?, Yo Should I Dump This Asshole
As some of you know, our site was down yesterday.
And unlike most Monday mornings, where the most disturbing thing greeting us first thing is our weekend hangovers, there was so much bad shit going on in the world.
In other words, so much bad shit to blog about.
There was the ongoing tragedy taking place on Twitter, enacted by randos and well-known players alike–50 Cent, Gilbert Gottfried, the WNBA’s Cappie Poindexter, Family Guy writer Alec Sulkin–that made fun of the ongoing tragedy in Japan.
And, of course, there were also those two viral videos. The one about Asians in the library from UCLA student Alexandra Wallace, and the one about God punishing Japan with the earthquake because it’s a country of atheists (which has since been revealed as a hoax and the work of a troll).
Like we said: SO MUCH BAD SHIT.
So how, in a moment like this, could the Internet betray us and leave us without a forum to air out our grievances? Normally, we’d blame evil gnomes–which a friend suggested look exactly like Arcade Fire–but this was different. This was bigger.
Filed under: Alexandra Wallace, Asians In The Library, Assholes, Cheesedicks, Ching Ching Ling Long Ting Tong, Chinglish, Dickburgers, Dickfaces, Dumbasses, Earthquake, Gnomes, God Is So Good, Hangovers, Idiots, Internet Memes, Japan, Racists, Trolls, Tsunami, Twitter, UCLA, YouTube
What’s the deal with racists and bad spelling and grammar? Do they not teach that shit at the University of Racism Learning Annex?
From Abbotsford, Wisconsin, where a man by the name of Mark Prior has decided to open a
janky-ass STD den private gentleman’s club where there will be “No Negro’s Allowed [Double Exclamation Point-Into-Smiley Face]“:
And then there’s Chuck Biddinger of East Lake, Alabama, who likes to use his electronic repair store sign to tell jokes(?) like this one: “BBQ PORK RESTURANT IS SAFEST. NO MUSLIMS INSIDE”:
Filed under: Bad Grammar, Bad Spelling, De-Evolution, Devolution, Discrimination, Maybe If Racists Devolve Into Apes Then They'll Finally Believe In Evolution, Racism, Racist Signs, Racists, Racists Are Stupid, Really Dumb People, They Don't Make 'Em Like They Used To
Some racist nut in Idaho recently built a 10 foot-tall Ku Klux Klan snowman holding a noose on his front lawn.
And like everything white separatist, “Frosty the Klansman” is a shitty piece of shit.
Filed under: Frosty the Klansman, Idaho, KKK, KKK Snowman, Ku Klux Klan Snowman, Man Builds KKK Snowman on Front Lawn, Mark Eliseuson, Racist Holiday Decorations, Racist Snowman Builders, Racist Snowmen, Racists, Racists Ruin Everything, Snowmen, White Separatists
Back in March, Andrew Breitbart wrote a post called “2010: A Race Odyssey — Disproving a Negative for Cash Prizes or, How the Civil Rights Movement Jumped the Shark” for Big Journalism, one of his five websites, in which he claimed that accusations of racism are merely a “trick” of the Left:
As I have said over and over and over, the left has one trick that it will use again and again when its back is in the corner: shout ‘racist’ in a crowded country.
Which is funny, given how Breitbart was the first to post that heavily-edited and manipulated video of USDA employee Shirley Sherrod giving a speech at an NAACP event, and the first to call Sherrod’s speech racist:
“In this piece you will see video evidence of racism coming from a federal appointee and NAACP award recipient and in another clip from the same event a perfect rationalization for why the Tea Party needs to exist.”
That video, which appeared on July 19, touched off a two day-orgy on the part of the right wing-media, in which not only Sherrod, but the NAACP, civil rights activists, the so-called mainstream media, the Obama administration, and pretty much anyone who’s ever been engaged or concerned with race issues was labeled racist. Media Matters For America has a full timeline, but here are a few highlights:
“The—this woman on tape saying these racially charged things that she didn’t want to help farmers, in particular white farmer. That she said she wanted him to go out and deal with one of his own and she put him in touch with a white lawyer. Just the latest in a series of racial incidents.”–Sean Hannity, Hannity, July 19
“The former civil rights group known as the NAACP does not just invite anti-Semite Louis Farrakhan and radical America-hating Marxist Jeremiah Wright to speak at their events…They also invite government officials who hate whitey Continue reading DISGRASIAN OF THE WEAK! The Sherrod Charade
Filed under: Andrew Breitbart, Barack Obama, Civil Rights, FOX News is a Joke, Liars, Lies, MSM, NAACP, Obama, President Barack Obama, Racism, Racists, Right Wing Nutjobs, Right Wingnuts, Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity, Shirley Sherrod, Shirley Sherrod Smear Campaign, Shirley Sherrod Speech, Tea Party Movement, Tea Party Racist, Teabaggers, USDA
Gawker writer Adrian Chen wrote a most amusing “Compendium of Unnecessary Lady Gaga Eccentricities” last week, which included observations like: “Lady Gaga thinks ghosts are real and they are haunting her. She spent $4,000 on ghost hunting equipment because she was worried of “Bad energy” infecting London’s O2 stadium.”
Look, I hate the Gaga. I think she’s a poseur. And I know all of you aren’t with me on this but–wait, did I just write that a guy named Adrien CHEN penned a piece slamming a POP STAR? What the FUCK??!?!?
OH THANK GOD. A charming reader–er, leader–named Kenny Tarr–wait, Tall!–already wrote in a complaint.
We absorutery aglee. An Itarian supel-stal who has been in “American” for at reast 100 yeals (wow, Germanotta is older than we thought!”) has evely light to be in this countly! Evelyone knows that AMERICAN berongs to the Itarians!!! Just don’t tell the Native Amelicans and Mexicans!
HOW DARE this Chinaman comment? HOW DARE HE????
Filed under: 20-watt bulbs, Adrian Chen, Angry Letters, Asian-ness, Botching the English Language, Compendium Of Unnecessary Lady Gaga Eccentricities, Engrish, Gawker, Idiots Are So Not Threatening, Kenny Tarr, Kenny Tarr Will Probably Die Saying: "Hey Watch This!", Lady Gaga, Lame Lady Gaga Fans, People Are Too Stupid To Be Offensive, People That Have Been In American For Over 100 Years, Racists, Really Stupid Americans, Stupid People, Weird American Behavior, You Have To Laugh
Remember Keith Bardwell? The Louisiana Justice of the Peace who refused to marry Beth Humphrey and Terence McKay, because she’s white and he’s black, and Bardwell thought the union would be bad for their future children?
That’s what we call “justice.” That’s what we call “peace.”
Filed under: Anti-Miscegenation, Bobby Jindal, Discrimination Laws, Interracial Couples, interracial Marriage, Judges, Justice, Justice of the Peace Keith Bardwell, Keith Bardwell, Louisiana, Marriage, Marriage Equality, Miscegenation, Racists, Weird Louisianan Behavior
Marcus Epstein should know by now: Shame never dies.
After all: shame, disappointment in self, feelings of failure and a deep sense of self-loathing (shocker of the century: Epstein is half-Jewish, half-Korean) are apparently what drove the former Tom Tancredo speechwriter into a deep depression during 2007, according to Team America head Bay Buchanan. As Buchanan explains, the depression eventually led him to the drink, and it is in a deep state of inebriasian that the following occurred:
“On July 7, 2007, at approximately 7:15 p.m. at Jefferson and M Street, Northwest, in Washington, D.C., defendant [Marcus Epstein] was walking down the street making offensive remarks when he encountered the complainant, Ms. [REDACTED], who is African-American. The defendant uttered, ‘Nigger,’ as he delivered a karate chop to Ms. [REDACTED]’s head.”
Ah, hate crimes–it’s always the alcohol and aversions to failure, isn’t it?
Though he pled guilty in early 2008, Epstein will not receive sentencing until July 8 of this year. He likely thought this episode was almost entirely behind him–but the story surfaced when that longtime boss of his started flapping his jaws about how Supreme Court nominee Sonia Sotomayor “appears to be a racist.” Um, those hanging out with their Jewsian pals in glass houses…
Talk about failures–we can’t think of an easier bid for being a big, fucking failure than being a violent, racist, conservatard inmate. Ick. We just really wish Epstein would disappear, because he’s giving Jews and Asians alike a bad name.
(Then again, he seems to be doing the same for Tancredo, so maybe it’s all a push, eh?)
Filed under: A Fucking Karate Chop?, Bay Buchanan, Conservatards, Failure, Fuckers, Hate Crimes, Jewsians, Marcus Epstein, Racial Slurs, Racists, Shame Spirals, Sonia Sotomayor, This is Bullshit, Tom Tancredo
I liked Gran Torino. I really did. It was like wrapping myself up in an old blanket, as old as Clint himself, predictably warm, comforting as expected, reliable, and safe. As anticipated, the movie is something of a comedy, due in large part to an over-the-top performance by Eastwood, whose character, Walt Kowalski, a racist Korean War curmudgeon, is a living Dictionary of Outmoded Racial Slurs (welcome back, zipperhead!) and a grizzled, grumpy bear who actually growls when he’s angry.
I didn’t mind the stubborn determinism of the story either. Grandpa’s such an outlandish racist that he MUST eventually befriend his little yellow neighbors and he MUST be transformed by that friendship and, therefore, he MUST gain redemption. Our friend Raymond mentioned Crash in his post about Gran Torino, which is a perfect comparison, another movie where the characters are simply chess pieces sailing across the board to their predetermined destinies–redemption or damnation, with nothing in between.
All that said, the politics of this movie are seriously effed. It’s not just that, once again, the Big White Dude teaches the Little Yellow Dude lessons in manhood (literally, in this instance, when Walt teaches Hmong teenager Thao how to curse and swagger and swing like a big dick). Or that the Big White Dude saves the Little Yellow Dude–unable to protect himself or his family, of course–and gets to be the hero. In Gran Torino, which has a lapsed-Catholic (that would be Walt) storyline running through it, the Big White Dude doesn’t just get to be redeemed, he is the Redeemer. (MAJOR SPOILER ALERT) The Big White Dude saves the Little Yellow Dude not through violence, but through pacifism and sacrifice. He martyrs himself for the Little Yellow Dude (conveniently, the Big White Dude’s also terminally ill, just so the audience, I suspect, doesn’t think he’s a total death-wishing lunatic). Just in case you missed that point, the Big White Dude is pumped full of bullets in the end, and falls dead to the ground in a crucifixion shape, his body, like Christ’s, riddled with holes.
And, you know, I gotta problem with that. Is this a movie or is this missionary work? Because I don’t need to be converted. I don’t need to be saved. I don’t need to be shown the Way, the Truth, and the Life by another White Savior, thank you very much, amen.
All Heath and Deborah Campbell of Hunterdon County, NJ wanted was a birthday cake for their adorable little Aryan, Adolf Hitler, who turned 3 last week.
But, sadly, they just don’t teach cake-writing in white supremacy class anymore. And when the Campbells asked a nearby ShopRite to inscribe “Happy Birthday Adolf Hitler” on a cake, the grocery store refused, as they have with previous Nazi-themed cake-decorating requests from the Campbells. Heath Campbell–who told the AP that while he was raised “not to mix” with people of other races, he would try to raise his children differently–maintains his name choice for his son was purely for originality’s sake, because “no one else in the world would have that name.” And, hey, why should only movie stars like Brangelina and Gwyneth and TomKat get to hoard the wacky children’s name spotlight?
The Campbells want their kids to feel special, too, which probably explains why they named their other children, who are under the age of 2, JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell and Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie Campbell, a feminized version (or something like that) of Heinrich Himmler.
Fortunately, this story has a happy ending for little Adolf Hitler, because Wal-Mart stepped in to save the (birth)day. A Bentonville, AR spokesperson for the megachain-of-discounted goods-delivered-with-a-Jew-excluding-greeting-at-the-door-and-a-union-hating-smile said, “Our No. 1 priority in decorating cakes is to serve the customer to the best of our ability.” And then she added, “Let them Nazis eat cake!”*
*She did not actually say “Let them Nazis eat cake.” But everything else in this story is true, swear to white Christ.
Meet Hockey Mom Khalood Bojanowski, aka “Mrs. B,” an unabashedly racist reality TV contestant on the Ryan Seacrest-produced Momma’s Boys, an NBC show premiering tonight that has 32 women vying for the approval of 3 bachelors and their mothers:
Watch Mrs. B fuh-reak when she spies her son JoJo playing a different kind of hockey with a black contestant here. It’s some gnarly Oedipal shit, and makes you wonder why she doesn’t just fuck her son and get it over with already.