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Playboy’s Sucky "2 Girls 1 Sub"

May 20th, 2009 | 0 comments | Posted by Jen

Is it because I don’t have a penis that I find this attempt-at-a-viral-vid put out by Playboy, “2 Girls 1 Sub,” totally unappetizing? (Apparently poor Quizno’s had nothing to do with it.)

Or does it just suck?

Right now, my ears are bleeding from listening to all of that fake moaning.

[via BuzzFeed]
[Advertising Age: Quiznos: We Did Not Hop on Poop-Porn Bandwagon]

Filed under: 2 Girls 1 Cup, 2 Girls 1 Sub, A Waste of a Perfectly Good Sandwich, My Ears Are Bleeding, Playboy Magazine, Poop Porn, Porn, Quizno's, Things That Suck, Viral Videos

Disgrasian Dictionary

FASHISM –: The oppressive, unassailable ideas handed down by the Fashion world.
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DISGAYSIAN –: Shameful member of the tribe who also happens to be gay.
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