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Asian Gracefully, Sorta

November 12th, 2008 | 0 comments | Posted by Jen

Apropos of nothing, Jennifer Tilly (née Jennifer Chan) is 50. I saw her on a sexiest women over 50 list recently (#3!) and learned this little fact (she turned quinquagenarian in September). So when I look at these photos taken of her at some event this week…

I have to give it up to this ageless lady–crazy face, tranny weave, and asymmetrical boobage notwithstanding.

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Disgrasian Dictionary

Yellowface –: When a non-yellow person wears geisha make-up or slanty eyeliner while speaking mangled English. See also, Racial Drag.
KA-CHING CHONG –: Foreign language spoken by business-minded people who see dollar signs in the place of one billion slanty-eyes.
Nipple Slipple –: Peek-a-Boobie!!!
Samurite –: White Samurai who is typically the only person on Earth capable of saving innocent Japanese villagers from evil warlords and marauders.
Racial Drag –: Accoutrement and/or affect donned by one race to mimic another. Example: when a white girl wears chopsticks in her hair.