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This Kid Is Fast As Lightning

July 14th, 2009 | 0 comments | Posted by Diana

Now that the sacreligious Karate Kid remake (grrrr…) has been relocated to China and cryptically re-titled The Kung-Fu Kid (It’s almost like a brand new movie! Kinda like how Can’t Buy Me Love grew up and got an urban makeover for the new millenium, called Love Don’t Cost a Thing! Virtually unrecognizable, save for the uh, similar plot points!), maybe it’s actually been developed and re-thought. Perhaps it actually has a shot at being AMAZING!

The Kung-Fu Kid stars Jackie Chan and Jaden Pinkett-Smith.

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Gwyn or Lose

February 3rd, 2009 | 0 comments | Posted by Diana
Fuck the haters!

MY GOODNESS! “FUCK THE HATERS?” Is Gwyneth Paltrow taking cues from DISGRASIAN Hall-of-Shamers Kobe and Tila, or just trying desperately to strategically sully her organic-cotton-Coldplay-and-Apple-babies-yoga-granola image?

As she “spilled” to OK! Magazine: “I’m probably less square than people think,” she insists. “I never get drunk to the point of throwing up. But I get very talkative.”

Oh, she gets talkativezzZZZzZzZZZZzzz when zzZshezzZZzz ZzzzZdrinkszzzzZzZzz! I’m sure that would cool our hating jets if we caredzzZZZzzzZzZZz.

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Naomi Campbell Throws a Blasian Party, and We’re Not Invited

September 19th, 2008 | 0 comments | Posted by Jen

On Wednesday, during London Fashism Week, Naomi Campbell put on a Fashion for Relief charity runway show featuring her hot Blasian model friends, Chanel Iman (who is a quarter-Korean) and Tyson Beckford (who is a quarter-Chinese):

And we were curiously left off the guest list. Hmm. Maybe we should be nicer to our favorite phone-thrower-nista?

Yeah, riiiiiiiiiiight.


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December 27th, 2007 | 0 comments | Posted by Diana

Ohh boy! Looky loo at my lil’ Vietnamese soul bro Pax Thien Jolie-Pitt! His slacker haircut, that sly smirk, the bitchin’ blazer… he’s undergone a full makeover from the shy days of the past and homeboy looks GOOD.

Oh, Pax, baby, I like your style– screw the competition for cutiest of patootiest in that family (the bar is high), you’re forging the new title of MOST BITCHIN’. And we love it.


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This Qualifies As a Wait-And-See

March 23rd, 2007 | 0 comments | Posted by Jen

Japanese billionaire Genshiro Kawamoto is giving away mansions to the Hawaiian homeless, the AP reported today.

“Kawamoto, one of Japan’s richest men, said he plans to open eight of his 22 Kahala homes to needy Hawaiian families. They will be able to stay in the homes for up to 10 years, he said. He also gave each family 10 $100 bills to help them move in.”

Well that settles it. Genshiro Kawamoto, you are my pick for this week’s AMAZIA–

Oh fuck me. I just saw a RED FLAG:

“(Kawamoto) has been criticized for evicting tenants of his rental homes on short notice so he could sell the properties, as in 2002 when he gave hundreds of California tenants 30 days to leave.

Two years later, he served eviction notices to tenants in 27 Oahu rental homes, mostly in pricey Hawaii Kai, saying they had to leave within a month.

My advice to this sweet, dear, photo op victim Hawaiian lady with the flower in her hair?

Do not unpack that shopping cart just yet.

Source: AP

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WoMen In Hats

March 21st, 2007 | 0 comments | Posted by Jen

“Scientists Conclude That Hats Make Human Beings Look Less F-in’ Crazy”

(Days 1-3 of Naomi’s Community Service)

Source: Reuters

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