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Au Naturel
Hooray! So Thomas “I Loves to Pop Out Them Babies” Beatie finally gave birth to baby number two. And baby number one, just so’s ya know, actually turned out to be pretty durned cute. Congratulasians go out to the happy family!
Bun is out of the oven!
Ehrrrmmm…
Hmmm…
Uhhhhhh…
Errr… can somebody please explain to us exactly what, in this case, “natural childbirth” means?
[ABC News: Exclusive - 'Pregnant Man' Gives Birth to a Second Child]
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Thanks, Jasmine!
Filed under: 20/20, Babies, Congratulasians, Cute Kids, Natural Childbirth, Pregnant Man, Really? Natural?, Thomas Beatie, Weird
Manny, This Sucks.
Dear Manny,
I want to believe that you started taking the women’s fertility drug H.C.G. because you had some harebrained idea that you could make a buck or two being the first pregnant man that is also a professional baseball player. Maybe you thought you could hit a few homers with Manny Jr. in your tum-tum. That’s actually very sweet.
But I don’t believe that. I believe that you’ve been trying to cover up your juicing. You are a cheater. You may be a good guy on the inside, but you’re a cheater all over.
It makes the Dodgers sad. It’s got my bestie Colin, the world’s biggest Doyers fan, practically in tears. The residents of Mannywood are left destitute. The Sports Guy and his kid may never recover. I don’t even want to know what Jen is thinking about how these actions reflect on her BoSox–and the two World Series you shared with them–right now.
Cheating hurts people, dude. If you aren’t already, you should be severely ashamed of yourself.
Cuz everyone else is ashamed of you.
Said sadly,
Diana
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So sorry, Colin…
Filed under: Asterisks, Beyond Shame, Boston Red Sox, Cheaters, Disappointing Everyone, Disappointment, Fertility Drugs, HCG, Hormones, Manny Ramirez, Pregnant Man, Sadness, Suspension, The Los Angeles Dodgers
Holy Balls, Another Beatie Baby!
Congratulasians go out to Thomas Beatie, who apparently couldn’t stand being the world’s “former pregnant man” so much that he went out and got knocked up all over again. Here’s to another munchkin and Beatie reclaiming his noteworthy title as the world’s favorite “pregnant man!”
Filed under: Babies, Baby Makin', Expanding the Brood, Fascinating Titles, Pregnant Man, Strange Achievements, Thomas Beatie
Just a Girl
Congratulasians to Thomas Beatie, no longer The Pregnant Man, for giving birth to a healthy baby girl! We’re sure you’ll have plenty to talk about for many years.
Filed under: Babies, Being Pregnant Does Not Sound Fun, Girls, Pregnant Man, Thomas Beatie, We're Pregnant With Joy
Book It
Oh geez. According to The Insider, it looks like Thomas Beatie (aka our favorite pregnant man) has decided to go ahead and write himself a book.
Says the gossip source:
Beatie, who first told his story on “The OPRAH WINFREY Show” earlier this spring, underwent gender reassignment surgery but kept his female reproductive organs and is now pregnant with his and his wife NANCY’s daughter.
The book is titled LOVE MAKES A FAMILY: A Memoir of Hardship, Healing and an Extraordinary Pregnancy and is set to hit stores on September 30.
Sounds like a pretty fascinating tale. But need we say it again? Writing a book is fucked–er, we mean, FUN!
Filed under: Books, Daunting Endeavors, Good Luck With That, Lofty Goals, Memoirs, Pregnant Man, Thomas Beatie, Writers
Dude Looks Like a Pregnant Lady, Part Deuxde
Pregnant, transgendered man Thomas Beatie went on Oprah yesterday and revealed that not only was he a beauty contestant when he was “Tracy,” he was smokin’ hot to boot–in that nerdy, Winnie from Wonder Years kinda way:
Thomas v. Tracy
And when he told the audience that he traded all that in for a tiny penis, the usually-boisterous, mostly-female crowd was left to quietly ponder:
“WHY?“
“WHY?“
“WHY?“
Source: ABC
Filed under: Oprah Winfrey, Pregnant Man, The Wonder Years, Thomas Beatie, Tiny Penises, Trannies
Dude Looks Like a Pregnant Lady
Y’all set your TiVos, because Thursday Oprah nabs an exclusive with pregnant man Thomas Beatie (née Tracy Lagondino) on her show. Thomas was [takes deep breath] born a woman, became a gay-rights activist, received gender reassignment surgery but kept his uterus (that’s right, his uterus), married a woman, Nancy, and decided to carry their child because his wife had an earlier hysterectomy and couldn’t conceive. Ever since this story broke last month in The Advocate, there’s been a lot of talk about it being a hoax. But if it’s on Oprah, it must be true. Here are a few predictions of what Oprah’s reactions will be to this mondo gender-bender:
“Girrrrrrlllll!“
“O-kay. I have to ask this because I know our Oprah Show viewers are wonderin’ the same thing–you DO have a vajayjay, right?”
“I just want people at home who might be thinking you’re a freak to know that you’re not. You are a man. I see that. A very fiiiiiiiiine man. Isn’t he cute, audience? If I wasn’t with Steadman and Gayle, you would be my perfect partner. A man and woman in one body, like a Fruit Rollup.”
“What I really want to know is…do you ever still dress like a woman? Have you ever tried on a pair of Louboutins? They’re geeeeee-nius. If you don’t feel like a woman now all knocked up and whathaveyou, you will after putting on those stilettos, girrrrrl. I mean, uh…”
“You really have a vajayjay?”
Filed under: Gender Benders, Girlllll, Louboutins, Oprah Winfrey, Pregnant Man, Thomas Beatie, Trannies, Vajayjays
