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Hawaii Five-O Hell Yeah!
We just learned that Grace Park will join the Embodiment of Sex (Daniel Dae Kim), in the cast of the forthcoming CBS redux of Hawaii Five-O.
Grace Park. DDK. Tropical climes. Bathing suits. Every week. In my living room.
Uh.
Excuse me, please. I think I just wet myself.
[THR: Grace Park Joins 'Hawaii Five-O']
Filed under: Battlestar Galactica, Beautiful People, Boyfriends, CBS, Daniel Dae Kim, Daniel Dae Kim is a God, DDK, Extra Panties, Fantasy Couples, Grace Park, Hawaii Five-O, Holy Shit, Jen's Boyfriend, Porn, Unbelievably Gorgeous Casts
The Racist Michelle Obama Photo And Why You’re Better Off Hangin’ With Internet Pervs
Google’s taken out ads on its own site to explain why, when you do a Google Images search of “Michelle Obama,” one of the first pictures you pull up is a disgustingly racist one depicting FLOTUS as a monkey.
Here’s a screengrab of both the photo and Google’s “Offensive Search Results” ad-response:
Click on the ad, and you get this explanation for the image:
Filed under: Barack Obama, FLOTUS, Google, Google Images, Google Offensive Search Results, Michelle Obama, Michelle Obama Racist Google Images Search Results, Offensive Content, Pervs, Porn, Racist Images, SafeSearch
File Under Weird Oedipal Shit: Sean Lennon as Yoko
Freudian analysts could have a field day with this Terry Richardson shot taken from the Fall/Winter 2009-2010 issue of French mag Purple Fashion, which has Sean Lennon posing as his mother Yoko in a re-creation of that famous Rolling Stone cover of his parents:
To review: Sean is posing as his mother Yoko…in a re-creation of an intimate moment between his parents…captured in one of the most iconic rock portraits of all time…that was taken on the same day his father was murdered.
Hmm. Sounds a little bit like Oedipus Rex updated as an arty porno.
[via Trend Hunter]
Filed under: Annie Liebovitz, Fashism, John and Yoko, John and Yoko Rolling Stone Cover, Oedipus, Porn, Rolling Stone, Sean Lennon, Terry Richardson, Weird Oedipal Shit, Yoko Ono
Playboy’s Sucky "2 Girls 1 Sub"
Is it because I don’t have a penis that I find this attempt-at-a-viral-vid put out by Playboy, “2 Girls 1 Sub,” totally unappetizing? (Apparently poor Quizno’s had nothing to do with it.)
Or does it just suck?
Right now, my ears are bleeding from listening to all of that fake moaning.
[via BuzzFeed]
[Advertising Age: Quiznos: We Did Not Hop on Poop-Porn Bandwagon]
Filed under: 2 Girls 1 Cup, 2 Girls 1 Sub, A Waste of a Perfectly Good Sandwich, My Ears Are Bleeding, Playboy Magazine, Poop Porn, Porn, Quizno's, Things That Suck, Viral Videos
AMAZIAN OF THE WEEK! Shigeo Tokuda
Name: Shigeo Tokuda
Hails from: Japan
Occupation: World’s oldest porn star
Known for: At 74, being the oldest cock on the adult film block. A former travel agent, Tokuda got into the jizz bizz fourteen years ago because he liked watching porn but was too embarrassed to go to the video store in order to get his rocks off, so he wound up going to the production company that made the films he liked instead and befriending a director who convinced him to turn pro. And thus, a star–in equal parts awe-inspiring and eww-inducing–was born.
Click here for NSFW stills from Tokuda’s film, Tit-lover Old Man Kameichi and His Horny Pranks.
[via BuzzFeed]
Filed under: Dirty Old Men, Eww, Jizz Bizz, Old Cock, Porn, Porn Stars, Porn Subcategories, Pornos, Shigeo Tokuda, Weird Japanese Behavior, World's Oldest Porn Star
It’s a Continent, You Fools.
The CW Network is currently aiding the planet in what is quite possibly the most imperative search ever to rest its hopes in the hungrily awaiting arms of reality television… that for the next Pussycat Doll.
Of course I’ve asked myself, does the world really need one more Pussycat Doll? I’m still having trouble identifying them in any other way than “that lead one” and “those other ones.”
I mean, I am a teensy bit fascinated by “that lead one”–a vixen (who, like the others, can’t really sing but has an incredible looking rump) named Nicole Scherzinger, who has undergone so many stage name makeovers that not even her pinky seems to be half-Filipino anymore.
Anyway, if you’ve watched The Search for the Next Doll at all, you may have noticed that there is a talented, attractive 18-year old African-American Knick City Dancer from New York.
Her name is…
…ASIA. It may be very well be her stage name (bad), I’ll give her, but it may very well be her given name (worse).
Let’s discuss this a bit. I’ve known a Jordan, a Chad, and God Bless any woman named Tennessee. But it’s sketchy territory taking on the name of a location– a state, a country perhaps. But Asia? Really?
This Asia did it. But they’re PROG!
Asia Carrera did it, but she’s a PORN STAR. And check out the title she replaced: Jessica Andrea Steinhauser. Blick, that name cultivates images of bible study, not blow jobs.
You, ASIA, don’t actually rock and you are but a contestant for a soft-core-porn-homage pop group. Unfortunately, you don’t yet carry the massive weight required to wield the autograph of fifty-two countries (roughly 4 billion people). Don’tcha wish you were a little more like Name-Changy-Nicole? Then how ’bout a new stage moniker… I’ll even make the first suggestion: BADOW SASSAFRASS.
Filed under: Asia, Porn, Pussycat Dolls, Wannabe Pussycat Dolls
