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“Asian Babe” Blacklisted By Google Instant

September 30th, 2010 | 4 comments | Posted by Jen

Google has blacklisted a list of terms for users of Google Instant, to prevent people from accidentally stumbling upon porn, violence, and hate speech, unless they really want their porn, violence, and hate speech. Basically what this means is that Google Instant’s autofill function won’t fill in words like “bisexual,” “Latina,” “gay men,” “rapping women”–for the violent and spelling-impaired–or “n*gger,” so if you’re actually searching using those terms, you have to hit “enter” in order to get your results. Included among these terms–some of which seem incredibly innocuous, like “are” and “meats”–is “asian babe.”

Which makes sense, given that when you search “asian babe,” you get a whole lotta this:

And a whole lotta, um, that:

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Porn, Murder, A Police Standoff: Just Another Weekend In L.A.

June 7th, 2010 | 4 comments | Posted by Jen

And the award for the weekend’s most insane headline goes to…

Let’s take a moment to appreciate the vast array of whatthefuckery here:

There’s a porn actor named Stephen Hill (professional name: Steve Driver).  Here’s his MySpace. Less than a month ago, he had listed his mood as “good.” And here he is, posing with what appears to be a samurai sword (photo via CBS News’ Crimesider):

As a result of a workplace dispute which results in Hill’s firing and eviction, Hill attacks one of his colleagues Tuesday night at a social gathering in the San Fernando Valley in LA, aka Porn Valley, with…a samurai sword that was a movie prop.

Fellow porn actor Herbert Wong (professional name: Tom Dong, pictured below), who Continue reading Porn, Murder, A Police Standoff: Just Another Weekend In L.A.

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Hawaii Five-O Hell Yeah!

March 1st, 2010 | 2 comments | Posted by Diana

We just learned that Grace Park will join the Embodiment of Sex (Daniel Dae Kim), in the cast of the forthcoming CBS redux of Hawaii Five-O.





Grace Park. DDK. Tropical climes. Bathing suits. Every week. In my living room.

Uh.

Excuse me, please. I think I just wet myself.

[THR: Grace Park Joins 'Hawaii Five-O']

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The Racist Michelle Obama Photo And Why You’re Better Off Hangin’ With Internet Pervs

November 24th, 2009 | 4 comments | Posted by Jen

Google‘s taken out ads on its own site to explain why, when you do a Google Images search of “Michelle Obama,” one of the first pictures you pull up is a disgustingly racist one depicting FLOTUS as a monkey.

Here’s a screengrab of both the photo and Google’s “Offensive Search Results” ad-response:

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Click on the ad, and you get this explanation for the image:

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File Under Weird Oedipal Shit: Sean Lennon as Yoko

September 2nd, 2009 | 0 comments | Posted by Jen

Freudian analysts could have a field day with this Terry Richardson shot taken from the Fall/Winter 2009-2010 issue of French mag Purple Fashion, which has Sean Lennon posing as his mother Yoko in a re-creation of that famous Rolling Stone cover of his parents:


To review: Sean is posing as his mother Yoko…in a re-creation of an intimate moment between his parents…captured in one of the most iconic rock portraits of all time…that was taken on the same day his father was murdered.


Hmm. Sounds a little bit like Oedipus Rex updated as an arty porno.

[via Trend Hunter]

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Playboy’s Sucky "2 Girls 1 Sub"

May 20th, 2009 | 0 comments | Posted by Jen

Is it because I don’t have a penis that I find this attempt-at-a-viral-vid put out by Playboy, “2 Girls 1 Sub,” totally unappetizing? (Apparently poor Quizno’s had nothing to do with it.)

Or does it just suck?

Right now, my ears are bleeding from listening to all of that fake moaning.

[via BuzzFeed]
[Advertising Age: Quiznos: We Did Not Hop on Poop-Porn Bandwagon]

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AMAZIAN OF THE WEEK! Shigeo Tokuda

October 20th, 2008 | 0 comments | Posted by Jen


Name: Shigeo Tokuda

Hails from: Japan

Occupation: World’s oldest porn star

Known for: At 74, being the oldest cock on the adult film block. A former travel agent, Tokuda got into the jizz bizz fourteen years ago because he liked watching porn but was too embarrassed to go to the video store in order to get his rocks off, so he wound up going to the production company that made the films he liked instead and befriending a director who convinced him to turn pro. And thus, a star–in equal parts awe-inspiring and eww-inducing–was born.

Click here for NSFW stills from Tokuda’s film, Tit-lover Old Man Kameichi and His Horny Pranks.

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It’s a Continent, You Fools.

March 15th, 2007 | 0 comments | Posted by Diana

The CW Network is currently aiding the planet in what is quite possibly the most imperative search ever to rest its hopes in the hungrily awaiting arms of reality television… that for the next Pussycat Doll.

Of course I’ve asked myself, does the world really need one more Pussycat Doll? I’m still having trouble identifying them in any other way than “that lead one” and “those other ones.”

I mean, I am a teensy bit fascinated by “that lead one”–a vixen (who, like the others, can’t really sing but has an incredible looking rump) named Nicole Scherzinger, who has undergone so many stage name makeovers that not even her pinky seems to be half-Filipino anymore.

Anyway, if you’ve watched The Search for the Next Doll at all, you may have noticed that there is a talented, attractive 18-year old African-American Knick City Dancer from New York.

Her name is……ASIA. It may be very well be her stage name (bad), I’ll give her, but it may very well be her given name (worse).

Let’s discuss this a bit. I’ve known a Jordan, a Chad, and God Bless any woman named Tennessee. But it’s sketchy territory taking on the name of a location– a state, a country perhaps. But Asia? Really?

This Asia did it. But they’re PROG!

Asia Carrera did it, but she’s a PORN STAR. And check out the title she replaced: Jessica Andrea Steinhauser. Blick, that name cultivates images of bible study, not blow jobs.

You, ASIA, don’t actually rock and you are but a contestant for a soft-core-porn-homage pop group. Unfortunately, you don’t yet carry the massive weight required to wield the autograph of fifty-two countries (roughly 4 billion people). Don’tcha wish you were a little more like Name-Changy-Nicole? Then how ’bout a new stage moniker… I’ll even make the first suggestion: BADOW SASSAFRASS.

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