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Adam Lambert Doesn’t Like Dirty Girls
Adam Lambert revealed in a controversy-riddled Out interview that he’s gone down on a girl!
Adam Lambert goes down
From Out:
OUT: Have you ever had any sex with a girl?
AL: Oral.OUT: You went down on her?
AL: Uh-huh.OUT: Was it gross, or it was just not what you wanted?
AL: It was a little gross because I don’t think she was as clean as she could’ve been. It wasn’t the act of it that really turned me off. I don’t really remember. I was 18 and I was drunk. Or maybe I was 17… The point of the matter is that I would not rule it out. The idea is intriguing.
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Filed under: Adam Lambert, American Idol, Bi-Curiosity, Bisexuality, Bragging Rights, Cunnilingus, Desirable Twentysomethings, Devastating Sound Bytes, Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap, Dirty Girls, Embarrassing, Gay, Gay Boys, Heartland, Heartthrobs, Oral Sex, Pop Stars, Public Humiliation, Sex, Sexy Thoughts, The Importance of Cleanliness, This Is Why Diana Thinks People Should Shower 2-3 Times A Day
Nicole Scherzinger + Slash = NONONO (squared)
Ladies and gentlemen, a lesson in, um, Physics.
Nicole Scherzinger just laid down a track on Slash’s new album, Slash and Friends.
Worse than the vision of Limbaugh with The RamsAnd we just deleted him from our Facebook friends.
It’s called friendship balance, people! Balance. Hey, we’re just trying to keep the world intact. We can’t argue with science, for crying out loud.
[ContactMusic: Scherzinger Recording With Slash]
Filed under: Bad Friends, Balance Beams, Bummers, Disgrace by Associasian, Eww, Facebook, Friends, Nicole Scherzinger, Pop Stars, Science, Slash, Tragedy
Ur So Gay, U Probably Think This Post Is About U
I was naturally disturbed when our friends at Homo Shame discovered the Tumblr blog of this young DISGRASIAN-in-training:.
No, I’m not about to use this forum to disgrace some nobody young’un (that’s not how we roll), but I did wonder what this little girl’s obsession with gay tests and not being gay and calling people gay came from who the hell is influencing the kids today, yknowwhatimsayin?
A quick scroll down the page answered that question in this instance:
AGH. Of COURSE! KATY PERRY! That creepy Zooey Deschanel knockoff with the inane outfits and creepy saucer-eyed stare (Is that all it takes to be a pop star these days, by the way? Somebody ask Lady GaGa) and former Christian pop career and new top 40 songs I’ve never heard (thank bejeezus) and semi-famous rocker ex. Of COURSE this ignoramus is responsible for the influence of our country’s dumb, ADD-afflicted, impressionable youth.
What’s the deal with this song, anyway?
Can somebody please explain to Perry and, for that matter, Capitol Records, that tossing around the word “gay” as an insult is REALLY FUCKING IRRESPONSIBLE? Do we need Hillary Duff to tell them all what’s what (I’m not sure I ever thought I’d see the day)?
Perhaps they might realize that there are real results to having a provocative hit song that playfully attaches a negative connotation to a word that describes sexuality–beyond a couple of people that “live to be offended” writing on Perry’s social networking profile.
And those results are what you see above.
(Also, it’s “you’re,” not “Ur.” Stupid kids!)
Filed under: Capitol Records, Disgrasian Jr., Gay Slurs, Irresponsibility Epidemic, Katy Perry, Katy Perry UR So Gay, Negativity, Pop Stars, Stupid Outfits, This is Bullshit, Tumblr, Useless, Zooey Deschanel
He’s Out of My Life: Goodbye, Michael Jackson?
We’ve lost a lot of stars this week to that great walk of fame in the sky (R.I.P. Ed and Farrah).
But I wasn’t ready for the emotional blow that accompanied today’s announcement of Michael Jackson’s cardiac arrest, resulting coma and death.
Jackson is the reason that a perfect stranger sang “Dirty Diana” to me over morning coffee, why I danced under a restaurant awning at lunch–and why I feel shocked and empty now.
Say what you will about the man–he was the greatest performer that ever was, and a bearer of some shames we may never understand–he will never be forgotten.
Filed under: Cardiac Arrest, Dancers, Death, End of an Era, Greatest Performer That Ever Was, Heart Attacks, Holy Shit, Michael Jackson, Pop Stars, R.I.P., Shocking News, Unexpected Emotional Blows
BIRTHDAY CELEBRASIAN!
Rain turns the ripe old age of 27 today, and I wish I didn’t have to tell him that he’s in for a friggin’ doozy of a year. Not so young anymore–not really old and wise, a person at 27 has only an internal misery, bout of identity confusion, and fragmented sense of self with to wallow in (um, so I hear) for about 365 days. Welcome to adulthood, homey. Oy.
So I wish him the best. Thankfully, he has those new, yummy muscles of his to console him and keep him warm.
Actually… maybe I need summa dat too.
Filed under: 27 is a Shitty Age By Any Standard, Adulthood, Confusion, Identity, Misery, Muscles, Pop Stars, Rain, Ripped Bodies, South Koreans, Transitionary Ages
We’ll Put On Some Makeup, Turn Up the Utada Track
Pop superstar Utada will be making an in-store appearance at makeup mecca Sephora in Unholywood tomorrow, which should be quite a wild event!
I’ve been to that Sephora on many occasions. Every single time I shop for eyeshadow, one of the product experts swoops in on me and starts offering lengthy, unsolicited tips on drawing me a “sexy, dramatic, Asian cat eye” or “giving off the illusion of an eyelid.” I always end up walking out with glittery, purple flame-style eyes with dark upside-down smiles holding the top of my eyes hostage, or uh, giving off the illusion of an eyelid.
LidlessI like my eyes just fine, thank you very much, with the slanty shape, bags underneath, stick-straight lashes–and apparently, my lack of eyelids (they seem to open and close without lids, I guess). So I’m not planning on going back to Sephora anytime soon. And to Utada, all I can say is: Good luck, and stay away from anyone with a makeup brush and a name tag!
Filed under: Beautiful Ladies, Bullsheet, Cat Eyes, Eyelids, Illusions, In-Store Appearances, Japan, Makeup That Scares Me, Pop Stars, Utada
Hello Katy
I kissed a girl and I…
…wondered why the fuck Katy Perry is famous.
Source
Thanks, Jasmine!
Filed under: Death to Hello Kitty, Famous-For-Nothings, Go Away, Hello Kitty Corset, I Can't Tell Katy Perry and Zooey Deschanel Apart, I Kissed a Girl, Katy Perry, Leggings, Pop Stars
ROCK OF ASIAN: Wonder Girls
It’s no lie–I’m a sucker for poppity-pop music. Which explains why I’m kinda (very) obsessed with South Korean pop quintet Wonder Girls. They dance in unison! They wear pretty makeup! They’ve got candy voices!
Plus, this fabby, hilarious Motown-inspired video (for the new single, “Nobody”) has been as addictive for me as crack cocaine was, y’know, back in the day. Now you, too, can be hooked!
Check them out on the official front here.
Filed under: Dancing Girls, Dreamgirls Wasn't This Funny, I'm A Sucker, K-Pop, Motown, Pop Music, Pop Stars, Toilet Humor, Wonder Girls
MTV A-Cha
MTV has announced that the The Pussycat Dolls will be the opening act of the upcoming MTV Asia awards.
Says the press release:
Asian audiences will experience for themselves a spectacular concert performance in typical Pussycat Dolls fashion, complete with visually extraordinary elements like fireworks displays, flashy costumes and amazing dance moves by the girls.
The performance will be The Dolls’ first in Asia. Are our overseas brethren really ready to be flashed?
All I can say is: if ever there was a time to develop a continent-sized condom, NOW IS THAT TIME.
Filed under: Condoms, Danger, Flashing Cooter, Ick, MTV Asia, Pop Stars, Pussycat Dolls, Venereal Diseases
It Sure Ain’t
Japanese pop star Kumi Koda releases her 40th single next month. The release will include a duet track with that hot mess you see above, Fergie.
Shockingly, the duet doesn’t appear to be weighty enough to warrant its own release, although OhNoTheyDidn’t readers have already posted the track, “That Ain’t Cool.”
Oh, that pretty much explains it. It sure as heck ain’t.
Filed under: Bad ideas, Duets, Fergie, Japan, Kumi Koda, Pop Stars, Songs that Mystify Me, Things That Aren't Cool
Korean Psycho
Did something get lost in translasian during this interview with Time magazine or does Korean pop star Rain sound a lot like Patrick Bateman (as played by my boyfriend Christian Bale) in American Psycho?
When he asks the interviewer, “Do you know kimchi? It’s perrrfect. It’s amazing,” I half-expected him to bust out a chainsaw!
Thanks, Jasmine!
Filed under: American Psycho, Christian Bale, Creepfest, Kimchi, Patrick Bateman, Pop Stars, Rain, We Still Love You Dude, Weird Korean Behavior
Quite the A-Rain-gement
Funnily enough, Rain’s Jackson-like dance moves are losing their hypnotic effect on me.
He has, however, totally warmed through the cold candy shell of my icy heart–especially after this incredible dance-off with my hero, Stephen Colbert.
Now if he’d only quit with “The Rachel” hair cut and put those sexy nerd glasses back on, we could be married.
Filed under: Amazian Behavior, Arranged Marriages, Dance-Offs, Heroes, Hilarious, Koreans Who Rule, Nerd Wear, Pop Stars, Rain, Stephen Colbert
