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Ke$ha Is A Butterbutt

November 10th, 2010 | 5 comments | Posted by Diana

People say that Asian chicks have flat asses???

Um…





I mean, so do white female rappers, yo. Like, YO.

[The Superficial: Alright, Who Let Ke$ha in a Bikini?]
[Yahoo! Answers: Why do you think Asian women have flat butts?]

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Adam Lambert Doesn’t Like Dirty Girls

November 20th, 2009 | 0 comments | Posted by Diana

Adam Lambert revealed in a controversy-riddled Out interview that he’s gone down on a girl!

Adam Lambert goes down

Adam Lambert goes down

From Out:

OUT: Have you ever had any sex with a girl?
AL: Oral.

OUT: You went down on her?
AL: Uh-huh.

OUT: Was it gross, or it was just not what you wanted?
AL: It was a little gross because I don’t think she was as clean as she could’ve been. It wasn’t the act of it that really turned me off. I don’t really remember. I was 18 and I was drunk. Or maybe I was 17… The point of the matter is that I would not rule it out. The idea is intriguing.

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Nicole Scherzinger + Slash = NONONO (squared)

October 14th, 2009 | 0 comments | Posted by Diana

Ladies and gentlemen, a lesson in, um, Physics.

Nicole Scherzinger just laid down a track on Slash’s new album, Slash and Friends.

Worse than the vision of Limbaugh with The Rams

And we just deleted him from our Facebook friends.

It’s called friendship balance, people! Balance. Hey, we’re just trying to keep the world intact. We can’t argue with science, for crying out loud.

[ContactMusic: Scherzinger Recording With Slash]

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Ur So Gay, U Probably Think This Post Is About U

July 7th, 2009 | 0 comments | Posted by Diana

I was naturally disturbed when our friends at Homo Shame discovered the Tumblr blog of this young DISGRASIAN-in-training:.


No, I’m not about to use this forum to disgrace some nobody young’un (that’s not how we roll), but I did wonder what this little girl’s obsession with gay tests and not being gay and calling people gay came from who the hell is influencing the kids today, yknowwhatimsayin?

A quick scroll down the page answered that question in this instance:


AGH. Of COURSE! KATY PERRY! That creepy Zooey Deschanel knockoff with the inane outfits and creepy saucer-eyed stare (Is that all it takes to be a pop star these days, by the way? Somebody ask Lady GaGa) and former Christian pop career and new top 40 songs I’ve never heard (thank bejeezus) and semi-famous rocker ex. Of COURSE this ignoramus is responsible for the influence of our country’s dumb, ADD-afflicted, impressionable youth.

What’s the deal with this song, anyway?


Can somebody please explain to Perry and, for that matter, Capitol Records, that tossing around the word “gay” as an insult is REALLY FUCKING IRRESPONSIBLE? Do we need Hillary Duff to tell them all what’s what (I’m not sure I ever thought I’d see the day)?

Perhaps they might realize that there are real results to having a provocative hit song that playfully attaches a negative connotation to a word that describes sexuality–beyond a couple of people that “live to be offended” writing on Perry’s social networking profile.

And those results are what you see above.

(Also, it’s “you’re,” not “Ur.” Stupid kids!)

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Thank U, jRu!

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He’s Out of My Life: Goodbye, Michael Jackson?

June 25th, 2009 | 0 comments | Posted by Diana


We’ve lost a lot of stars this week to that great walk of fame in the sky (R.I.P. Ed and Farrah).

But I wasn’t ready for the emotional blow that accompanied today’s announcement of Michael Jackson’s cardiac arrest, resulting coma and death.

Jackson is the reason that a perfect stranger sang “Dirty Diana” to me over morning coffee, why I danced under a restaurant awning at lunch–and why I feel shocked and empty now.

Say what you will about the man–he was the greatest performer that ever was, and a bearer of some shames we may never understand–he will never be forgotten.

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BIRTHDAY CELEBRASIAN!

June 25th, 2009 | 0 comments | Posted by Diana


Rain turns the ripe old age of 27 today, and I wish I didn’t have to tell him that he’s in for a friggin’ doozy of a year. Not so young anymore–not really old and wise, a person at 27 has only an internal misery, bout of identity confusion, and fragmented sense of self with to wallow in (um, so I hear) for about 365 days. Welcome to adulthood, homey. Oy.

So I wish him the best. Thankfully, he has those new, yummy muscles of his to console him and keep him warm.

Actually… maybe I need summa dat too.

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We’ll Put On Some Makeup, Turn Up the Utada Track

March 23rd, 2009 | 0 comments | Posted by Diana


Pop superstar Utada will be making an in-store appearance at makeup mecca Sephora in Unholywood tomorrow, which should be quite a wild event!

I’ve been to that Sephora on many occasions. Every single time I shop for eyeshadow, one of the product experts swoops in on me and starts offering lengthy, unsolicited tips on drawing me a “sexy, dramatic, Asian cat eye” or “giving off the illusion of an eyelid.” I always end up walking out with glittery, purple flame-style eyes with dark upside-down smiles holding the top of my eyes hostage, or uh, giving off the illusion of an eyelid.

Lidless

I like my eyes just fine, thank you very much, with the slanty shape, bags underneath, stick-straight lashes–and apparently, my lack of eyelids (they seem to open and close without lids, I guess). So I’m not planning on going back to Sephora anytime soon. And to Utada, all I can say is: Good luck, and stay away from anyone with a makeup brush and a name tag!

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Hello Katy

February 20th, 2009 | 0 comments | Posted by Jen

I kissed a girl and I…


…wondered why the fuck Katy Perry is famous.

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Thanks, Jasmine!

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ROCK OF ASIAN: Wonder Girls

October 1st, 2008 | 0 comments | Posted by Diana

It’s no lie–I’m a sucker for poppity-pop music. Which explains why I’m kinda (very) obsessed with South Korean pop quintet Wonder Girls. They dance in unison! They wear pretty makeup! They’ve got candy voices!

Plus, this fabby, hilarious Motown-inspired video (for the new single, “Nobody”) has been as addictive for me as crack cocaine was, y’know, back in the day. Now you, too, can be hooked!

Check them out on the official front here.

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MTV A-Cha

July 11th, 2008 | 0 comments | Posted by Diana


MTV has announced that the The Pussycat Dolls will be the opening act of the upcoming MTV Asia awards.

Says the press release:

Asian audiences will experience for themselves a spectacular concert performance in typical Pussycat Dolls fashion, complete with visually extraordinary elements like fireworks displays, flashy costumes and amazing dance moves by the girls.

The performance will be The Dolls’ first in Asia. Are our overseas brethren really ready to be flashed?

All I can say is: if ever there was a time to develop a continent-sized condom, NOW IS THAT TIME.

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Thanks, Jasmine!

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It Sure Ain’t

May 29th, 2008 | 0 comments | Posted by Diana

Japanese pop star Kumi Koda releases her 40th single next month. The release will include a duet track with that hot mess you see above, Fergie.

Shockingly, the duet doesn’t appear to be weighty enough to warrant its own release, although OhNoTheyDidn’t readers have already posted the track, “That Ain’t Cool.”

Oh, that pretty much explains it. It sure as heck ain’t.

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Korean Psycho

May 16th, 2008 | 0 comments | Posted by Jen

Did something get lost in translasian during this interview with Time magazine or does Korean pop star Rain sound a lot like Patrick Bateman (as played by my boyfriend Christian Bale) in American Psycho?

When he asks the interviewer, “Do you know kimchi? It’s perrrfect. It’s amazing,” I half-expected him to bust out a chainsaw!

Thanks, Jasmine!

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