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Have you heard about Lisa Mei Norton, right-wing Christian conservative country singer/songwriter?
She wants to keep her guns, finds Michelle Malkin and her ilk to be “smart,” thinks we’ve gone socialist, believes Obama wasn’t born here and loves to (tea) party. Oh, and she’s already working on the indoctrinasian of her six-year-old son. Translasian: She watches Fox News.
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Things are looking good for Jane Lui. After a whirlwind 2009 (Thank you, YouTube!), the mistress of melancholy has herself a good therapist, a fresh look on life, and a new sound she’s ready to play with. That’s right, play. Our girl’s in a good place right now and she wants to share!
“I’m learning daily as I go, and have found a new side to my songwriting/soundscaping that’s nudging me in my sleep. So, for the New Record, I want to follow wherever this feeling is taking me, and bring something bright and shiny to the table.“
But after self-funding two solo albums in 2005 and 2007 (both available at CD Baby), the indie singer/songwriter knows all too well how long it could take to save up for a new recording. Frankly, happiness can’t wait.
And so she is doing a 60-day fundraiser in pursuit of happiness. The goal: $12k to make the New Record a reality, an all-or-nothing effort in which no one is charged if the goal isn’t met. After a week, pledges have gotten her 27% of the way there. Can she go all…the..way? Can we help her?
After all, she does make a pretty good case:
Filed under: Beautiful Ladies, Donasian, Donations, Fresh Feelings, Fun Stuff, Good Therapy, Jane Lui, Jane Lui 3rd Record, Pledge, Pop Singers with 3rd-Grade Vocabularies, Pursuits of Happiness, Singer/Songwriters, Steve Nguyen
I like to wear pearls,
These are my slave girls,
Where’s my hella bitchin’…uh… burls,
furfenshnirken wurlz wurls.
[Casio keyboard interlude]
Hella hella hella hella hella!
Hella hella hella woo!
Oh god, get these fucking Haracuckoo Girls some puppet strings, already.
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