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Uncle Tam’s Cabin, Er, Kitchen, Closes

July 3rd, 2007 | 0 comments | Posted by Jen
“I suck.”

Jackoff Chan’s Honolulu restaurant, Jackie’s Kitchen, has shut its doors. I’m beginning to wonder whether he is less of an Uncle Tam than a King Midas–only everything he touches turns to poo. Which is great news for Rush Hour 3, opening August 10.

On second thought…he’s both.


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What Rhymes with Mookie?

April 26th, 2007 | 0 comments | Posted by Jen

Mookie Lee, Survivor: Fiji castoff and Yul Kwon, Survivor: Cook Islands winner

Stranded on a Pacific isle, Mookie went from hero to zero in a few short weeks, mostly because he and his buddy Alex couldn’t outwit a cheerleading coach named “Dreamz.” Without optometric assistance, I could almost mistake Mookie, who was voted off Survivor tonight, for Yul Kwon, last season’s winner. But then I put on my glasses…

…and realize that I’ve got to book an appointment with Dr. Hyman (real name, I swear), because I am really freakin’ near-sighted.

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