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DISGWITTER OF THE WEAK! Levi Johnston’s Wang

October 30th, 2009 | 5 comments | Posted by Jen

Levi Johnston’s life is finally catching up to his porn star-looks.

The 19 year-old’s been tapped to pose for Playgirl (they still publish Playgirl?) on November 16, and judging by his Twitter page, he’s getting paid $35,000 to do so:

Levi Johnston's Wang

And the question is…

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Filed under: Fame Whores, Gay Icons, Levi Johnston, Levi Johnston Nude, Levi Johnston Playgirl, Levi Johnston Wang, Playgirl, Playing with Wangs, Sarah Palin, Twitter

Strum My Wang

January 16th, 2009 | 0 comments | Posted by Jen

I don’t know dick about playing a real guitar…

But I could learn!

[via BuzzFeed]

Source
Thanks, Jasmine!

Filed under: Balls, Big Wangs, Dicks, Guitar Hero, Guitar Shaped Like Dick, Knowing Dick, Playing with Wangs, Stroke the Shaft, The Wangcaster, Unusual Guitar Shapes

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