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China Trims the Fat

June 18th, 2007 | 0 comments | Posted by Jen

China’s at it again. Xinhua reported last week that China’s censors have cut Chow Yun-Fat’s scenes from Pirates 3 in half “for vilifying and defacing the Chinese.”


This is an outrage. How dare China censor that Fu Manchu mustache? Or those dirty fingernails–no, scratch that, claws? What is so offensive about that mauled, ugly, chinky-ass mug? Huh?

A little over a week ago, I wrote that censorship is bullshit. Maybe I spoke too soon. Cuz now I think it could be kinda rad to have China’s power for a day. Here…let’s live the dream.

before DISGRASIAN censors

after DISGRASIAN censors

Now if only I had a time machine.


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Say Cheese

May 23rd, 2007 | 0 comments | Posted by Jen

Haven’t you wanted to throttle people who think you’re a Japanese tourist when you’re within 10 feet of a camera? It’s outrageous! We’re not tourists! We don’t all have cameras!

Johnny Depp arriving in Tokyo to promote Pirates
Depp’s fans

Er…well, some of us do, I guess.


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Pirates of the Caribbean: Part ZZZzzzZZzzzZZZzz

May 21st, 2007 | 0 comments | Posted by Jen

The Pirates of the Caribbean: End of the World At World’s End premiere happened Saturday at the Happiest Place On Earth in Anaheim. Wake me when it’s over.

A hot look I like to call, Portentous Pretentious
Manwich Alert
A happy family


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