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ROCK OF ASIAN: The Saturdays
OKAY I WILL ADMIT IT I LOVE POP MUSIC, I LOVE GIRL BANDS, I LOVE COLORED TIGHTS, I LOVE PLATFORMS, I LOVE DANCING, I LOVE SYNTH, I LOVE ROBOTS, AND I LOVE BRITS.
So let me present the latest vid from The Saturdays (and please take special note of hot half-Pinay Vanessa White):
Enjoy. I do.
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xoxo jRu! Dance party at my place!
Filed under: British Bands, Colored Tights, Dance Party Time, Pinaysian Persuasian, The Saturdays, Vanessa White
Congratulasians
On Saturday, Black Eyed Peas rapper Taboo (aka Jaime Gomez) married fashion publicist Jaymie Dizon in Pasadena, California. The 29 year-old bride, who is of Pinaysian persuasian, looked lovely in white and was only slightly upstaged by one wedding guest…Fergie’s nips:
Filed under: Beautiful Filipina Women, Fergie, Jaime Gomez, Jaymie Dizon, Nipples, Pinaysian Persuasian, Stacy Ferguson, Taboo, The Black Eyed Peas, Weddings
Miss Spelling
The Miss Universe pageant is currently underway in Vietnam and pageant organizers have already demonstrated that they can’t spell “Philippines.” Miss Philippines Jennifer Barrientos’ sash read “Miss Phillippines” for three days before the mistake was corrected. I only learned about this because I happen to have a Google Alert for “Phillipines.” That’s right, with two L’s. Because I, um…am on a mission to rid the world of its ignorance when it comes to spelling the name of this Southeast Asian island-nation. Yes, that’s it! And to do that, I have to be hypervigillant. I have to scour the web for Phillippineses. I have to sleep with one eye open just so that I can be on the lookout at ALL TIMES for those hatefull two L’s. The devills who commit this crime over and over must be stopped, and I, uh…
…I maybe can’t spell “Philippines” either.
The Miss Universe pageant airs July 13 on NBC.
Filed under: Bad Spellers, Beautiful Filipina Women, Busted, Dammit, Jennifer Barrientos, Miss Universe, Pinaysian Persuasian, the Philippines, The Two LL's in Philippines
AMAZIANS OF THE WEEK! Jaryd and Cara
Name: Jaryd Farcon and Cara Abaya Campos
Occupation: Pint-sized, Filipino-American ballroom dancers
Known for: Their quick feet, crisp “leg and hip action” (whatever that means), and big toothy smiles; winning the kids’ competition last week on Dancing with the Stars, being the only non-creepy part of that reality show, saying really adorably Asian things like “practice makes perfect” and “We want to make our parents proud.”
Filed under: Ballroom Dancing, Cara Campos, Dancing With the Stars, Filipino Fenoms, Jaryd Farcon, Perfection, Pinaysian Persuasian
SPORTS ILLUSTRASIAN: The Mostly-About-Tits Edition
Hazel Mae in HD
With baseball season underway and me getting off my sleep meds, there’s nothing I look forward to more before bed than watching Sawx games. This year, I decided to spring for NESN (New England Sports Network), which broadcasts all the games, in HIGH-DEFINITION. It is, in a word, wickedawesome. It has also given me new appreciation for NESN SportsDesk anchor, Hazel Mae, and her gigantic talents. “Haze” is of Pinaysian Persuasian, but judging by her bio, which lists surf ‘n’ turf as her favorite food, Hootie and the Blowfish as her favorite band, and Jerry Maguire as her favorite sports movie, methinks she’s really a broheim from the, ah, neck up.
Lost in Translasian
Chicago Cubs fans are so stoked to have new savior slugger Kosuke “Fuck You, Do Me” Fukudome on the team that they welcomed him with signs written in Japanese on Opening Day. Only problem is they were supposed to read “It’s Gonna Happen,” a reference to ending the Cubbies’ 100 year, World Series drought, but instead they all said “It was lucky” or “It was accidental.” Oops.
Jessica of Troy
This week, Jose Canseco, while promoting his new book Vindicated, intimated that last year’s AL MVP, Yankee Alex Rodriguez, is a juicebag. Canseco also said that he believed A-Rod had an affair with his ex-wife, Jessica Canseco. I had never heard of Jessica, a Playboy Playmate, until recently. And all I really know about her still is that she was a Hooters girl, she might be a man, she might have compared titjobs with Roger Clemens’ wife Debbie at a party, which may be “evidence” in the Congressional investigation of the pitcher’s alleged steroid use, and she might have banged the douchiest current player in baseball, which may lead to an investigation of A-Rod’s alleged steroid use. Does that make Jessica the modern Helen of Troy? Are those tits the tits that launched a thousand ships, bringing mighty warriors to their knees?
Filed under: Boston Red Sox, Broheims, Hazel Mae, Helen of Troy, High-Definition, Jessica Canseco, Jose Canseco, Kosuke Fukudome, Pinaysian Persuasian, Roger Clemens, The Chicago Cubs, Tits With Ambition
All Hail Queen Raquela
Check out the trailer for The Amazing Truth About Queen Raquela, a “docudrama” that screened at SXSW and follows the life of Filipina transsexual prostitute and dreamer, Raquela Rios:
The movie is directed by Icelandic filmmaker Olaf de Fleur, who says the fact-to-fiction ratio in Queen Raquela is 50/50. No news yet on a U.S. release date.
Click here for the official movie site.
Filed under: Docudramas, Filipino/a, Iceland, Ladyboys, Olaf de Fleur, Pinaysian Persuasian, Queens, Raquela Rios, Trannies
Pinaysian Invasian
We’re just going to come right out and say it: 2008 is the Year of the Pinaysian. Filipina ladies are reprzentin, from Michelle Malkin embracing DISGRASIAN’s cause to Ramiele Malubay rocking Idol to our very own intern…(drumroll)…Jasmine D!
She’s bringing in da noise, da funk, and da everything else. Check out Jazzy Jas’s awesome blog, News from the Flip Front, here.
Filed under: Beautiful Filipina Women, Being Michelle Malkinbitch, Pinay Powerhouses, Pinaysian Persuasian, Ramiele Malubay Is the Shit
