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Ne-Yo So Sick of Britney

Poor Brit Brit. Blasian R&B artist Ne-Yo wrote some songs for her next album but gave them instead to Nicole Scherzinger of the Pussycat Dolls after Britney had her mental meltdown last year. Ne-Yo contends that it was Britney who flaked and only got her panties-she-never-wears in a twist when she discovered that he had given the songs to Nicole.

“I heard that she was upset with me,” Ne-Yo says, “and, you know, I don’t care.”

Meanwhile, Britney is looking better these days, if a little dead/medicated in the eyes, but she doesn’t hold a candle to Nicole, who, skanky as she is, is undeniably smokin’. Here’s the one non-stripper snap of the Pinaysian Pussycat that we were able to find on the world wide web-o-sphere:

Very Maria Callas. We like.

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Filed under: Blasians, Britney Spears, Maria Callas, Mental Illness, Ne-Yo, Nicole Scherzinger, Pinay Powerhouses, Pinaysians, Smokin' Hot, The Pussycat Dolls, Yesterday's News Is Tomorrow's Fish and Chip Paper

The Girl Who Will Drive Whitney Back to Crack (And No, We Don’t Mean Bobbi Kristina)

Remember how we said that 2008 was the Year of the Pinaysian? Well, Oprah backed that up Monday with her show on “The World’s Smartest Kids,” when 15 year-old Pinaysian sensasian Charice Pempengco shredded Whitney’s “I Have Nothing.” And if POprah (that’s “Pope-rah”) believes it, then, like it or not, it must be true.

Watch Charice sing “I Will Always Love You” on Ellen here.

Become a fan of Charice here.

Filed under: Charice Pempengco, Divas In Training, Oprah Winfrey, Pinay Powerhouses, Whitney Houston, World's Smartest Kids

American Bye-dol

Poor Ramiele Malubay. We hardly knew ye…

…or could see ye.

Farewell, our little boob-grabbin’ Pinaysian sensasian!

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Filed under: American Idol, Beautiful Filipina Women, Bo Bice Looks Depressed, Goodbyes, I Can't Take Another Week of Kristy Lee Cook, Midgets, Pinay Powerhouses, Ramiele Malubay Is the Shit

Pinaysian Invasian

We’re just going to come right out and say it: 2008 is the Year of the Pinaysian. Filipina ladies are reprzentin, from Michelle Malkin embracing DISGRASIAN’s cause to Ramiele Malubay rocking Idol to our very own intern…(drumroll)…Jasmine D!

She’s bringing in da noise, da funk, and da everything else. Check out Jazzy Jas’s awesome blog, News from the Flip Front, here.

Filed under: Beautiful Filipina Women, Being Michelle Malkinbitch, Pinay Powerhouses, Pinaysian Persuasian, Ramiele Malubay Is the Shit

Boobs. Oh My God…Boobs.

Photos dubbed “racy” and “scandalous” surfaced this week of American Idol Pinay powerhouse Ramiele Malubay giving and receiving…gasp!…BOOB GRAB!

I know. OMG. So shocking. What is she? A lesbian?!? Does she think this is funny?!? Does she know that groping is a crime? Does she want America to know that all girls have boobies??? What’s wrong with her? She must be a lesbian. Or a nympho. This isn’t right. This isn’t wholesome. This isn’t American.

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Filed under: Beautiful Filipina Women, Boob Groping, Boobs, Fake Scandals, Pinay Powerhouses, Ramiele Malubay Is the Shit, Weird American Media Behavior