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BABEWATCH: Ngew Sin Mei

August 19th, 2008 | 0 comments | Posted by Diana

Name: Ngew Sin Mei

Hails from: Malaysia

Occupation: Olympic jumper

Why She’s a Babe: You’d think that Malaysia’s former triple jumping champion would see leaping as old hat after so many years of competition–but with her tiny frame and long, lanky limbs, she looks happy as a cricket soaring through the air on each attempt. We love her bouncy step, perky smile, and in-the-air flair. Who knew field athletes could be so darn cute?

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Filed under: Asian Babes, Cute Girls, Malaysia, National Champions, Ngew Sin Mei, Olympics Track and Field, Perkiness, Pieces of Flair, the Olympics

Disgrasian Dictionary

Muslasian –: Muslim Asian.
GONGBANG –: An assault on the ears of gonging sounds that occurs in movies and television whenever someone or something Asian appears on screen. Example, Long Duk Dong in Sixteen Candles.
Racial Drag –: Accoutrement and/or affect donned by one race to mimic another. Example: when a white girl wears chopsticks in her hair.
HARDASS ASIAN PARENTS –: Our mothers and fathers, whom we, despite our achievements and senses of familial duty, are usually disappointing.
CHINYSTERIA –: The alarmist fear that China is our new enemy and wants to poison our food, eat our dogs, take over the country and force us all to speak Ching-Chong.