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DISGRASIAN OF THE WEAK! Professor Kenneth “Big Baby Kenny” Ng And His Thai Hooker Website
Up until today, Cal State-Northridge Economics professor Kenneth Ng had a website.
photo via Jezebel
Not just any website, mind you, but a Thai sex-tourism one called “Big Baby Kenny” that took you through the, ahem, ins-and-outs of the “Thailand Girl Scene” and promised “No Hidden Agenda, No Censorship, No Bullshit.”
[By "Girl" he means "Hooker."--BULLSHIT RED FLAG #1]
But then people got wind of it and thought, SHOCKINGLY, that it was creepy and inappropriate and, what else? Oh right: creepy. Then Cal State-Northridge said it wouldn’t intervene or discipline Ng because he didn’t run his creepy site using public/University resources. A free speech debate ensued, with Ng as his own most vociferous defender. As he told the LA Daily News:
“I’m not going to let anyone make me take it down. That’s just a personality thing.”
And by “anyone,” Ng did not mean himself, apparently, because earlier today, he actually took down his own site [BULLSHIT RED FLAG #2]. NOT, as Cal State-Northridge’s Provost Harry Hellenbrand said in a statement “because [Ng] considered the subject matter and content as unsuitable for public discourse, public discussion, or public debate,” but “because of the deleterious effect it had on the university’s reputation.”
[Which never occurred to Ng in the entire year during which the site was up, when he was waxing economic about prostitution--"The Thailand Girls Scene is all about expanded opportunities. It allows you to do things that just cannot be done in 'The World' or lowers the cost so much that a guy with a normal income can do things which he could never afford in 'The World'"--a trade that engenders child abuse, violence towards women, and human trafficking in Thailand.--BULLSHIT RED FLAG #3]
No, the reason Ng took down his website is because it was just too good [BULLSHIT RED FLAG #4]. In the only post you can now find on Big Baby Kenny written by Ng–all others have been deleted (although his delusional, grandiose prose lives on in this gem)–the professor writes:
Filed under: Big Baby Kenny, Bullshit Artists, Cal State Northridge Professor Sex Tourism Site, Child Abuse, Child Slavery, Economics, Exploitasian, Exploitation, Global Economics, Hookers, Human Slavery, Human Trafficking, Kenneth Ng, Kenny Ng, People Who Have No Shame, Prostitutes, Prostitution, Thai Hookers, Thai Sex Tourism, Thai Sex Trade, Thailand Girl Scene
Kanye, Real Apologies Aren’t Written In Caps Lock
Dear Kanye,
It seems unnecessary at this point to remind you that you are a douche. It also seems pointless to ask if you’ve been taking lessons from that other loudmouth with no fuckin’ shame, Joe Wilson. Frankly, it’s clear that you’re an asshole with a God complex. That’s your “thing.” You behave as though–simply because you are a successful music and pop culture maker–you contribute something truly significant to society, and might actually matter long after we all turn into carbon matter and dust. Oh man, we hope you take disappointment well.
But let’s talk about last night’s assface behavior. What you did to that sweetheart girl, Taylor Swift, during her one joyous moment accepting the MTV Award for “Best Female Video,” was absolutely deplorable.
The look on her face after you scramble off stage is absolutely heartbreaking. You are an asshole, yes. But more importantly, you’re cruel. You are a cruel mother fucker.
But far worse than your awards show behavior, it seems, is your apology.
As you know, we’re real sticklers on apologies. We’re also huge proponents of avoiding Inernet acronyms (and aggressive ellipses, for that matter), as well as unlocking caps when trying to express something–like sorrow or sorry–with some level of sincerity.
A real apology is not rattled off in powder-blue font on your blog. A real apology is not made up of jumbled nonsense. More importantly, when you apologize to Taylor, don’t ramble [again] about how much greater Beyonce’s video was. In fact, leave Beyonce out of this! Stop fucking bringing her into your weird, convoluted world of drama, you dick!
Here’s our suggestion. Write a new apology (and we mean really write it, with a pen, on a card), and mail it (with a stamp) to Taylor.
It should read:
Dear Taylor,Words cannot describe how ashamed I feel for interrupting you during your acceptance speech last night. I was out of line and I am deeply sorry. I am truly sorry.
I realize that I ruined one of the greatest moments of your life, and left you hurt and uncomfortable. I can never make that up to you, but I will certainly try.
Lastly, I know that I am not God. I have said that you are talented, but you don’t need my blessing to receive the “Best Female Video” award. You completely deserve it.
Please accept my humble apology. I hope we can be friends.
Sincerely,
Kanye West
And this time, when you say you’re sorry, you should mean it.
[kanYe West: Blog apology to Taylor Swift]
[MTV: Taylor Swift Wins Best Female Video [VIDEO]]
Filed under: Apologies, Bloggers, Cruelty, Douchebags, God Complex, Kanye West, MTV Video Awards, People Who Have No Shame, Sincerity, Ways to Not Look Sorry
Shame Ol’, Shame Ol’
Sometime shame is a shitpile: Like when you become suicidal after getting rejected from your top-choice school. Or when you stop seeing friends entirely because your suffering screenwriter budget won’t allow you to fine dine. Or when your cheerleading coach logs into your Facebook account and airs your dirty laundry with the students and staff, exposing you to years of ridicule. Or when your baby papa leaves you when you’re seven months pregnant for a younger, longer-necked actress. Or when your mother disowns you because you’ve dishonored the family by moving in with a boyfriend/marrying outside of your race/having a baby out of wedlock.
But man, sometimes shame is absolutely good and necessary. It’s the stuff that, properly applied, keeps people from gallivanting with party gals in the south of France while their eight toddlers sit at home. Or from jerking their man’s junk on a hotel balcony for the delight of the paparazzi. Or self-destructing entirely at clubs, parties and Robertson Boulevard as if doing performance art for the blogosphere.
Everyone once in awhile, though, shame is simply complicated.
Recently, a married man in Wisconson with a handful of girlfriends found himself at the center of an ugly coup, hosted by all of his disgruntled lovers.
From HuffPo:
WAUSAU, Wis. — A married man who planned to rendezvous with one of his handful of lovers at an eastern Wisconsin motel instead found himself bound, blindfolded and assaulted by a group of women out for revenge, according to court documents.Four women, including his wife, eventually showed up to humiliate the man, who ended up with his penis glued to his stomach in a bizarre plot to punish him for a lover’s quadrangle gone bad, according to the documents filed in Calumet County.
The women involved now face time in the clink for their shameful acts. But let’s talk about everyone involved, and who’s to shame here, for a second:
There’s the dude, who carelessly juggled the women in his life (including the one he exchanged holy vows with) as if they were oranges and not people, which is bullshit. And he ended up catching a beatdown for it, with his wiener glued his gut. Should be ashamed? Definitely. Was the attack on him unacceptable? Yes. But isn’t it kinda hilarious? Sorry, but kinda. I mean hell, it’s not like they cut the fucking thing off…
Then there’s the wife, the true cuckold of the story. No, it wasn’t a good idea for her to get involved in this sick scenario, but her husband was piling at least three other chicks, for crying out loud. It’s humiliating and scarring. She’s not excused, but she certainly had a leg to stand on. Also, I’ve got to give her mad props for getting in cahoots with the ladies to challenge the true adulterer, instead of lashing out at them (they, after all, never put a ring on her finger).
Lastly are the girlfriends, who found themselves subjugated to not only being “the other woman,” but “one of the other women.” What a demotion! The interesting thing about these ladies is the variety of their shame, which I feel might only really be present because they all got caught.
One certainly has her tail between her legs, if only to soften the blow of her reprimand:
“I am disturbed. I am upset. I am having a hard time handling life; an emotional wreck,” Wendy Sewell, 43, of Kaukauna, said in a telephone interview from her home. “I am ashamed.”
But sometimes photos tell a different story. Sewell’s counterpart, “an-other woman” Michelle Belliveau, seems to say it all in her mug shot:
“Yeah, I Krazy Glued his dick. And I’d do it again to the little fucker!!!”
Filed under: Cuckolds, Dicks, Disownment, Extramarital Affairs, Girl Power, Glued Penis, Mistresses, Mug Shots, No Remorse, People Who Have No Shame, Revenge, Shame For Everyone, Shame That's Funny
The Today Show Just Got A Little More Hardass. Awesome!
Al Roker hosted Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt on the Today Show yesterday, and properly clowned the famous-for-nothings for majorly pussying out on the wait-this-is-an-actual-unscripted-reality show, I’m A Celebrity… Get Me Out of Here!
After Roker’s opener, “Now there are those who say that you guys are the poster children for everything that is wrong with celebrity in this country,” the best part of the video is most certainly when the Today veteran asks Heidi a very simple question, referring to the couple’s messy exit from the show (3:40 of the clip): “Are you proud of this?”
He asks. Over. And over. And she fumbles because she can’t really deal, or understand, or–we’re hoping–actually be proud of her actions. Ever.
It’s painful, really. Until at last her answer surfaces: “I mean, I’m not ashamed.“
And, truth be told, we aren’t the least bit surprised.
Filed under: Al Roker, Al Roker Rules, Famous-For-Nothings, Hardass Asian Questioning, Heidi Montag, I'm A Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here, People Who Have No Shame, Spencer Pratt, Useless People
When Worlds Collide: Speidi And Blago
So this is what it looks like at the 1st Annual Totally Fucking Shameless [In the Woods] Convention:
The Apocalypse Is Most Certainly NearWhat’s worse: having everything to be ashamed of, or nothing to be proud of?
Kinda boggles the mind, doesn’t it?
[People: When Blago Met Speidi]
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Thanks, Eliza!
Filed under: Boring Couples, Heidi Montag, People Who Have No Shame, Photo Op Victims, Pride, Rod Blagojevich, Spencer Pratt, Strange Bedfellows, Useless People
Lindsay, Hath Ye No Shame Left?
There’s a reason why most American actors and actresses, who typically act for film and television, only shoot commercial adverts for countries like Japan. Sure, the endorsements pay very well, but, let’s face it, commercials are a bit of a downgrade, and downgrading too much in your own market is eventually something an actor feels ashamed of.
Well, some people.
Some people have already shat themselves so many times in the American public eye–been chastised by film producers and kicked off of TV series and photographed looking like they were peeled off of a ceiling–that they have very little to lose. So they start doing American advertisements peddling, y’know, self-tanner, or leggings, or tacky and garish clothing lines:
Actually, watching this commercial again, I’ve decided that even Lindsay Lohan should be ashamed of this final product. That’s right. Even Lindsay Lohan.
Filed under: Bad Producing, Beyond Shame, Brad Pitt, Career Lows, Fornarina Ad, Japan, Leggings, Lindsay Lohan, Peddling for Companies, People Who Have No Shame, Weird Television Commercials
Tonya Hardass
Remind me never to be caught alone in the same room with this shameless, angry woman:
…cuz she will do terrible, terrible things to me. And she will not be sorry. She does not appear to even feel the sensation of sorry.
[Ed note: Most unfortunately, Harding's old skate practice space is one of my Portland haunts (it boasts a fantastic dive bar), so there is a wee chance that if she ever takes a walk down memory lane, she may actually run into me and bust a cap on my ass. Please pray that she does not.]
Filed under: An Ounce of Accountability? Anyone?, Bangs, Giant Ladies, Hardasses, No Remorse, People Who Have No Shame, Pieces of Work, President Barack Obama, Scary Bitches, Tense Looks, Tonya Harding
Browning Around
News sources say that President Omar Al-Bashir of Sudan was spotted “smiling, dancing and speaking to a huge crowd of supporters Thursday, a day after a warrant was issued for his arrest on war crimes charges.”
Okay, that’s one way to show humility in the face of abysmal accusations. Sheezus, maybe he and Chris Brown share a gene or something.
Filed under: Accusasians, Alleged Girlfriend Beaters, Assholes, Chris Brown, Dancing is Fun, Humility, Omar Al-Bashir, People Who Have No Shame, Sudan
Wow, Chris Brown
Is this what “I’m ashamed about my involvement in a highly publicized domestic violence dispute that allegedly left my girlfriend with a split lip and giant welts all over her face–and can’t believe all of this went down before I’d even been alive for two decades” looks like?
Filed under: Alleged Girlfriend Beaters, Celebrity Couples, Chris Brown, Domestic Violence, Fun with Water, People Who Have No Shame, Rihanna, Ways to Not Look Sorry
Hiding Fasian
So what’s the deal here? Is Sienna Miller overwhelmed by shame because her affair with married actor Balthazar Getty has been blown completely out of proportion, the media won’t leave her alone, and her reputation as a hussy/homewrecker now seems inescapable? Is it this shameful to no longer feel like an “It” girl?
…Or is she just embarrassed that she, like Lindsay Lohan, is still rocking yesterday’s leggings and flats as if they were tomorrow’s Marni?
You tell us.
Filed under: Leggings, Lindsay Lohan, People Who Have No Shame, Public Shame, Sienna Miller is Famous for...for...Uh
Another Palin Baby On the Waysian
In an effort to rebut rumors that she faked the birth of her fifth child in order to cover up the pregnancy of her sixteen year-old daughter, Republican VP candidate Sarah Palin has just confirmed that the now-17 year-old Bristol is currently five months pregnant.
Whether or not you buy the story that Trig Palin is actually Bristol’s too (and therefore the Governor’s grandson–which would kinda intimate that Bristol is a very busy girl) or that Palin’s teen daughter is three, four, five, or eleventy-billion months pregnant for the first time, one thing has now also been confirmed:
Teen pregnancy is SO HOT right now.
God, I can’t wait for them to make “I’M WITH CHILD” baby tees at Kitson! I know I’d sure as heck spend $125 on one of those.
Source Source Source
Thanks, Marty!
Filed under: Baby Mamas, Bristol Palin, People Who Have No Shame, Republicans, Ruh-Roh, Sarah Palin, Sarah Palin Fake Pregnancy, Screw HIgh School Be A Mom, Spike from Degrassi High Is A Pioneer, Teen Pregnancy
Paparazzi Litigasian
Home-wrecking veteran and generally useless tartlet Sienna Miller is suing two media agencies (which account for photo agency Big Pictures and British tabloids News of the World and the Sun) over the snapping and distribution of photos documenting multiple topless frolic-fests with married (now seperated) actor Balthazar Getty.
An official statement from Miller*:
“Yeah, so what, so I’ve screwed a couple of married men! What would you do if you were me? I can’t act, I’m too short to keep modeling, and the only thing that’s ever gotten me invited to the Met ball is my grade-A pussy. I have no shame, okay? I HAVE NO SHAME. I’d be happy to have a camera installed in my vagina. But if people are going to look at my teeny-tiny titties and extra-marital antics, they’re gonna have to pay up for it.”
*not an actual statement from Sienna Miller. Totally fictional. She sucks, though. You already knew that.
Filed under: Balthazar Getty, Broken Homes, Celebrity "Privacy", Lawsuits, Litigasian, Marriage Splits, Paparazzi Whores, People Who Have No Shame, Sienna Miller is Famous for...for...Uh, Topless PhotozzZz
