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Ann Coulter’s Head Inflasian

September 25th, 2007 | 0 comments | Posted by Diana

Ann Coulter has reportedly told British Esquire that she “wants a fatwa.”

Her useless brain vomit:

“I WANT a fatwa. I used to see Salman Rushdie in the Sky Bar in L.A. He wasn’t in hiding; he became world-renowned for his fatwa. So why can’t I get a fatwa? Don’t they read my stuff?”

Jen and I, having avoided the ruffians at Sky Bar for a little over forever, can’t confirm as to whether or not Rushdie or Coulter have ever actually bid their respective ways past the doorman to drink 12-dollar mojitos in the mock-Moroccan poolside setting, so that will have to remain unconfirmed.

One thing, however, is for sure: Although Ann Coulter probably deserves a death edict, nobody actually reads her stuff.


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