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Twilight “Manllows,” Just Right For Humping Sleeping

February 18th, 2010 | 6 comments | Posted by Diana

This morning, I discovered via io9 and DListed that Etsy is currently sold out of Twilight-themed “manllows”–body pillows made to look like supernatural teens Edward Cullen and Jacob Black from the waist up.

Teen dream threesome

Seriously, what the hell is this? I want one so bad. I am shocked that Etsy sold out of these already–who would waste their hard-earned cash on something so silly? Want to talk about silly?? I want to hump the Edward Cullen pillow silly. These manllows are so LAME! Just hump and hump and hump and hump. Please say the manllows are machine washable. Kids today, they just blow their money on useless shit. Maybe I will make my Continue reading Twilight “Manllows,” Just Right For Humping Sleeping

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Jon Gosselin: Get Out Of My Dreams, Get Into Anywhere Else

September 17th, 2009 | 0 comments | Posted by Diana

“Fame” whore Kate Major (one of Jon Gosselin’s many post-8 conquests) went for minute sixteen this week, as she yapped to news outlets about the romantic affair that the reality dad has refuted.


“’I will take a lie detector test and I would love for Jon to take a lie detector test because for him to say there was no romance is a complete lie,’ Major tells HLN’s ‘Showbiz Tonight’ in an interview set to air Wednesday night… I think I was in lust with him, but no, I didn’t love him,’ she says, adding, ‘I despise him.’

Jeesh, I thought in rambles as I read the above quote just before drifting off to Sleepyland last night. Lots of despisin’ goin’ on around that dude. They should just change the show name to ‘Jon and Kate and Everyone We Hate.’ Ha! Good one, me (yawn)! Everyone’d be puffy and semi-hideous on that show and they’d just be hatin’ on haters. What the hell is it with that dude (yawn) anyway? I don’t fucking get it. He seriously much have the dick of the centuryzzZZZzzz…

Then, last night, I had dream that I was in love with Jon Gosselin.

We walked in the park. We cuddled in a back seat. We relaxed on a blanket on the shore.

And he was wonderful! He didn’t talk; in fact, his head wasn’t even really a head–it was more of a watermelon, and then it was a blurry blob, and then it was Ted Danson’s head. But I knew it was Jon.

Ooh! And he was so warm. So warm and soft. His whole body was soft, like one of those memory foam pillows. He was a wonderful, fat, squooshy, puffy pillow.

I loved him.

No wait, I despised him. But I loved him.



[MSNBC: Kate Major 'Despises' Jon Gosselin]


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