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Adam Yamaguchi Eats A Dick

Normally, we’d say eating donkey dick should be reserved for your worst enemies, so when adorbs Adam Yamaguchi tucks into its gristly penile sinew, we don’t know what to think:

On second thought, we do know what to think.

Eating donkey dick should be reserved for your worst enemies.

[current TV: The Guy That Eats Anything: Vanguard's Adam Yamaguchi]

Thanks, rob!

Filed under: Adam Yamaguchi, Adam Yamaguchi Vanguard, Adventurous Eating, China, Current TV, Dick Eaters, Dick-gestibles, Dicks, Donkey Dick, Eat a Dick, Eating Dick, Eating Donkey Dick, Extreme Eating, Penises

Chelsea Handler Makes Asian Small Penis Joke

Wednesday night, Chelsea Handler interviewed Bradley Cooper about his experience working on The Hangover, and talk turned to that now-infamous scene in the movie in which Ken Jeong goes full-frontal. Handler then decided to make the ol’ Asian Small Penis joke:

BRADLEY COOPER: Ken Jeong’s penis on my neck was very normal. Ken came up with that idea that day.

CHELSEA HANDLER: I bet he did.

BRADLEY COOPER: He said, Hey, Todd, I’d like to be naked. And he’s like, Yeah, sure, whatever. And then I didn’t realize…the part I play in that scenario, was that I get, like, neck herpes from it. But he hid it well, so it was okay.

CHELSEA HANDLER: Well, he’s Asian, so…

Watch HERE.

There’s a lot I could say about this–like, how it’s exactly the kind of unfunny hacky tripe people have come to expect from Chelsea Handler–but I’m just going to let the hate mail that’s going to get heaped on this chick do all the talking.

(psst…Here’s her Twitter profile.)

[AOL TV: Bradley Cooper Dishes on Ken Jeong's Penis]

Filed under: Asian Penises, Bradley Cooper, Chelsea Handler, Comediennes, Hacks, Penises, Racist Jokes, Small Penis Jokes, Unfunny People

No Love For Ohno’s No-no?

Just wondering…

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Am I the only who thinks that a YouTube video called “Apolo Ohno Crotch Shot” should have far more than 7,601 views?

Just sayin’.

[YouTube: Apolo Ohno Crotch Shot]
[via ONTD]

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Filed under: Apolo Anton Ohno, Apolo Ohno, Bathing Suit Areas, Crotch Shots, Dicks, Extreme Closeups, Numbers, Packages, Penises, Small Penis Jokes, Speed Skaters, Surprises, Weiners, YouTube, YouTube Gems