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Buh-Bye, Sarah Palin

July 27th, 2009 | 0 comments | Posted by Jen

Sarah Palin FINALLY stepped down as Alaska governor Sunday, but not before she got in one last dig at the media that has, ah, loved her so.

So how about in honor of the American soldier,” she said, “you quit making up things.

Okay, and how about we say, “Bye, idiot with the grating accent, overwrought hair, and zero-grasp of foreign policy, you won’t be missed”?


That unadorned enough for you, Citizen Palin?

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Terry Tasian

October 23rd, 2008 | 0 comments | Posted by Diana

As you all know, DISGRASIAN loves a football player, sometimes even of the faux variety–like Office Linebacker Terry Tate. But we love Tate for a few other reasons too, like…

a) his appreciation for the importance of reading

b) his familiarity with Katie Couric

c) his ability to really “get inside” the Republican Vice Presidential candidate’s world

d) his size

e) his “Woooooo!”

…But really, why choose?

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Debate Preparasian

September 26th, 2008 | 0 comments | Posted by Diana


So tonight’s Presidential debate on foreign policy, the first such meeting between Sen. John McCain and Sen. Barack Obama is now confirmed to be on like Donkey Kong! We can’t help but wonder if The Maverick is feeling a little twinge of regret over his decision to selflessly suspend campaigning while his opponent continued to hunker down like a Hardass Asian Student in three days of intensive debate prep. As our parents always say, “When preparing for an important test: study until you want to die, or else kill yourself.”

If McCain, for lack of preparation, finds himself fumbling for an answer, might we suggest looking to running mate Sarah Palin for guidelines:

1) If a question includes big words, respond with a sentence that includes the phrase, “shore up the economy.”

2) Remember: we are in a crisis mode! Or something! Crisis mode!

3) Always keep your eye on Putin when he’s flying overhead.

4) If needed, drug your child and coo over it for the cameras. Use a baby with a mental disability for maximum effect. If you do not have a baby or young child with a mental disability, an adopted child of color will suffice.

5) Be sure to tease your hair before going on camera.

6) Divulge no information. Stick to making fun of “hope” and cutely wrinkle your nose when necessary. Oh, and “Drill, baby, drill!”

7) Say “John McCain” as much as possible.

8) If you’re asked to cite an example and can’t think of one, just say, “I’ll try to find you some and bring ‘em to ya!

9) If you’re feeling bullied, remember that you were a beauty queen and/or prisoner of war and everybody else is just jealous.

10) Declare war on Russia.

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