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Porn, Murder, A Police Standoff: Just Another Weekend In L.A.

June 7th, 2010 | 4 comments | Posted by Jen

And the award for the weekend’s most insane headline goes to…

Let’s take a moment to appreciate the vast array of whatthefuckery here:

There’s a porn actor named Stephen Hill (professional name: Steve Driver). Here’s his MySpace. Less than a month ago, he had listed his mood as “good.” And here he is, posing with what appears to be a samurai sword (photo via CBS News’ Crimesider):

As a result of a workplace dispute which results in Hill’s firing and eviction, Hill attacks one of his colleagues Tuesday night at a social gathering in the San Fernando Valley in LA, aka Porn Valley, with…a samurai sword that was a movie prop.

Fellow porn actor Herbert Wong (professional name: Tom Dong, pictured below), who Continue reading Porn, Murder, A Police Standoff: Just Another Weekend In L.A.

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Disgrasian Dictionary

Mutasian –: A recurring archetype in movies and television who does not have speaking lines. Also known as an Ornamental.
FASHISM –: The oppressive, unassailable ideas handed down by the Fashion world.
Panda-ring –: Pandering to our people.
MALAPROPASIAN –: Asian who uses sucky speech, or sucky speech used by Asians.
GONGBANG –: An assault on the ears of gonging sounds that occurs in movies and television whenever someone or something Asian appears on screen. Example, Long Duk Dong in Sixteen Candles.