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Proof Positive OMG Tila Tequila’s OMG Lost All Sense Of Reality OMG

LIKE WOW OMG WTF LOL!!!!!!!!!

Tila Tequila has a gossip blog called MissTilaOMG.com!!! OMG!!! And like Tila, it has a VERY tenuous grip on reality!!! For example! Gossip Cop reported today that Tila posted about Drew Barrymore’s tell-all coloring book!!! And she asked her readers if they’d buy it and who exactly was the intended audience?! OMG!!! Because it, like, deals with adult themes like addiction and SEXuality!!!!!

Only problem is, the coloring book isn’t REAL!!! It’s a fake-as-Tila’s-breasts story from The Onion!!! WATCH BELOW LOL!!!!!!!

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Filed under: Bad Reporting, Drew Barrymore Coloring Book, Dumbasses, Exclamation Point Abuse, Fact Checking, Fake Tits, Gossip Sites, Idiots, Miss Tila OMG, OMG, Reality Checks, Reality Has-Beens, STFU, The Onion, Tila Nguyen, Tila Tequila

*BREAKING NEWS* Euna Lee and Laura Ling, U.S. Journalists, Pardoned

It is confirmed: LAURA AND EUNA HAVE BEEN PARDONED.

We can barely contain our joy and tears and can’t wait to see their faces when they come home tonight.

Additionally, we couldn’t be more thankful that Kim Jong Il accepted Bill Clinton’s apology for the journalist’s “hostile acts,” and issued the special pardon himself. That said, we still think he’s an asshole.

[BBC News: North Korea Pardons US Reporters]
[CNN: N. Korean leader pardons U.S. Journalists]

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Filed under: Bill Clinton, Breaking News, Chinese Teacher Tears Student's Cheek Off, Come Home Safe, Diplomacy, Euna Lee, Finally, Joy, Laura Ling, Liberasian, OMG, Pardons, Reprieve, Return of Euna and Laura

Sometimes You Wonder If They Mean, Like, Funny "Ha Ha"

Jen and I always read all of most of some of our mail. And we get it–sometimes, folks are not happy with all of the things we say. There are people who feel we’re too rough on Ann Curry (By the way: Seriously? It’s not like she isn‘t a robot). And there are those few remaining Gwen Stefani fans who wish we whouldn’t comment on her man-shoulders. There’s Tila Tequila, who likes our sense of humor (??!), but changes her mind once she sees we don’t believe she actually buys Chanel (or that she should exist).

Maybe y’all get mad sometimes. And you want to tell us. That’s cool, guys. That’s fine. That’s par for the course for two ladies pouring pitchers of Haterade.

But might I make one request: the next time you’re all worked up, huffy and puffy with your mouse clicking away and your little fingers tippity-tappity-ing against your keyboard, fueled by unsettled angst while composing an angry email to us–please remember what your Asian “ha ha” alternative might be if gals like us weren’t busy policing the Web:

“OMG” is precisely what comes to mind

…and try to see that we’re just tryin’ to do our job. And we love you–we’re just trying to keep you safe and free from humiliasian and shame, caused by our fellow citizens.

Unless you’ve got a real hankering for “69 Photos of Asian Girls Posing,” all day, every day–in which case, DISGRASIAN is probably not the site for you. Please. Step. Away.

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Thanks, H.K.!

Filed under: "Long Time" Phrases Should Die, Ann Curry, Chinky Logos, Chinky Sites, Cultural Lows, Embarrassing, Gwen Stefani, Hate Mail, OMG, OMG Soy Sauce, Tila Tequila, Unfunny Stuff, Why We Blog

Asian Chicks: Hold On Loosely, Don’t Let Go

FINALLY! A web site showcasing Asian women in all of their glory: holding great jobs, holding down the fort, holding hands!

Or just…

…Asian women…

…holding…

…stuff.

[Asian Women Holding Things]

Thanks, jRu!

Filed under: Asian Women Holding Things, Fucked Up Shit, OMG, Porn for Indie/JDate/Interwebz Nerds, Some People Have A Lot of Time On Their Hands, Weak Concepts, Weird, WTF?