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AMAZIAN OF THE WEEK! Olivia Munn Is The Internet’s Helen Of Troy
Theory: Olivia Munn is the internet’s Helen of Troy.
Like Helen, who was part-god, part-mortal, Olivia is mixed race!
Like Helen, Olivia’s beauty is renowned!
Like Helen, Olivia starts wars! (Of the blogging variety, which is maybe not as sexy as the hairy, sweaty, leather-clad, gladiator-besandaled and totally homoerotic variety, but still.)
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Filed under: Attack of the Show, Blog Wars, Feminism, G4, Helen of Troy, Jon Stewart, Olivia Munn, Olivia Munn Jezebel, Olivia Munn Playboy, Olivia Munn The Daily Show, Sexism, The Daily Show's Woman Problem, The Dearth of Women in Comedy, Woman Problems, Women In Comedy
Intern Jasmine’s Links Of The Daysian
Olivia Munn haters can Suck It! [New York Magazine]
Bobby Jindal signs a bill to allow churchgoers to pack heat. What the hell kinda sermons are being served up down there? [Think Progress]
Mariqueen Maandig and husband Trent Reznor of How To Destroy Angels are expecting. I bet the baby shower is going to be sick. Blabbermouth]
Didn’t make The New Yorker’s list of top 20 writers under 40? Maybe you made Disco Rick’s list of top 10 strippers under 40 instead! [The Z List via Interweber]
Adorbs baby puppy and baby human? We’ll take two. [nickholmes.tumblr.com]
Filed under: Asian babies are the cutest, Bobby Jindal, Disco Rick knows strippers, guns in church, Haters to the left, Louisiana, Mariqueen Maandig, Olivia Munn, Puppies, Puppies and Babies, Senior Asian Correspondent, The Daily Show, The New Yorker's top 20 writers under 40, Trent Reznor
30 Keywords That Will Lead You To Olivia Munn’s Complex Cover
Stranded on Google, unable to find Complex magazine’s official site and the Olivia Munn April/May cover you’ve been dying to jerk off to?
Well, have no fear! Here are 30 handy-dandy phrases to enter into your search engine. Should getcha there.
- Olivia Munn Complex Cover
- Mushrooms
- Olivia Munn
- Sexy
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Filed under: Animal Friends, April/May Complex Magazine, Attack of the Show, Belly Button, Bikini, Black Panties, Black Spiderweb Stuff, Bra, Caramel Skin, Complex Cover, Deer, Forest, Hot, Lace-Uppy Heels, Legs, Magic Mushrooms, Mark Ecko, Munny Shot, Mushrooms, Olivia Munn, Olivia Munn Complex Cover, Olivia Munn Lingerie, Pretty, Psychedelics, Push-Up Bra, Search Algorithms, SEO, Sexy, Shrooms, Trees, Vines, Yum
BABEWATCH: Vote For Your Fave Semi-Clothed Shot of Olivia Munn
Our gift to you today? More gratuitous Olivia Munn coverage!
Olivia’s the editor of the next issue of MYMAG, a limited edition magazine that allows quote-unquote tastemakers to pull articles they like from different publications and put them together in one place. Like a blog, but on actual glossy paper that once grew on trees.
This MYMAG issue, HEY OLIVIA!, will also include Olivia’s first poster. You can vote for which semi-clothed shot of Olivia you’d like to see plastered on your bedroom walls to better complement your collection of furniture made out of beer cans until Sunday, by clicking here. It’s basically a tough decision between her perky boobs and her adorable heart-shaped ass, so GOOD LUCK.
Here’s video from the photo shoot, where she says funny shit like “Whenever I do photo shoots, they put so much fucking makeup on my face. It’s, like, they’re like, ‘Oh, you’re Asian, you’ve got this exotic thing, let’s put more shit on your face so you look more like a whore” that makes us love her more even while we hate her for looking so annoyingly perfect in her underwear:
[via OliviaMunn.com]
[MYMAG]
Filed under: Attack of the Show, G4, Geek Girls, Geeks, Olivia Munn, Olivia Munn MYMAG, Olivia Munn Naked, Olivia Munn Nude, Olivia Munn Poster
Hey! Olivia Munn All Glossy And Naked-like, Again
Our girl Olivia will soon debut Hey Olivia!, her own personal magazine with MyMag–a company that asks famous people/tastemakers/yadda yadda to curate material for their own personal issues.
But who cares about the specifics? That’s burying the important news, which is: WOOHOO! NEW PICTURES OF OLIVIA IN LINGERIE! READ IT AND WEEP!!!
Hey! Boobs!
Currently, Olivia is joined in the editor’s box by DISGRASIANaries Brett Ratner and DJ Steve Aoki. They don’t look nearly as good in their skivvies, that’s for sure.
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Filed under: Beautiful Ladies, Boobs, Bras, Brett Ratner, Hey Olivia!, Hot Bodies, Hot Photos, Lingerie, Magazines, MyMag, Olivia Munn, Olivia Munn is Hot, Panties, Photospreads, Shameless Reasons For Buying Magazines, Steve Aoki, Tastemakers
BIRTHDAY CELEBRASIAN! Olivia Munn
Happy birthday to Olivia Munn, who turns 27 today!
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Did we mention she’s Playboy’s cover girl this month? There are 14 pics of Olivia in her birthday suit (almost) that weren’t published in the magazine that you can see on Playboy’s website. Right now. For free.
So it’s kinda like her birthday and your birthday, too.
[Playboy.com: Olivia Munn, G4's sexy siren, is the new nerd crush!]
Filed under: 27 is a Shitty Age By Any Standard, Asian Babes, Attack of the Show, G4, Geeks, Mixed People, Nerds, Olivia Munn, Olivia Munn Playboy, Olivia Munn Playboy Cover
Gimme Warrior-ning Sign
Dammit all to hell.
If we had known that G4 was shooting Ninja Warrior on a custom course in SoCal’s sunny Santa Monica, just twenty minutes (or 2.3 hours, with traffic) from DISGRASIAN HQ, Jen and I would not have spent last Saturday doing frivolous, meaningless things like going for dumplings, dealing with our taxes, or attending weddings!
We would have put on our knee pads, knocked down a few Red Bull Lights, and killed that mothafuckin’ course! KILLED IT! MAIMED ITS FACE! RIPPED ITS FUGGIN’ NUTSACK OFF!
Sigh.
Ah well, at least our friend Olivia did:
Um, sorta.
Filed under: Awesome, Competitions, Dammit, Everybody Loves a Winner, Excelling, Friends are Nice, G4, Missed Opportunities, Ninja Warrior, Olivia Munn, Physical Prowess
Munny Shot
In a Q&A last week with TV Guide, Olivia Munn talks about being named in Maxim’s Hot 100 list this year, ranked 99, just in front of Tila Tequila.
Munn says:
“I’m just thankful that it wasn’t the Hot 98 list, because I would not have made it. And I’m glad Tila Tequila wasn’t 99 and I was 100. It is not fair to live in a world where Tila Tequila is considered better than me.”
Dayum, not only is she right in saying so, but boy, what spice she says it with! Olivia is even more saucy than we thought! And if she’s taking public potshots and digs at our least favorite midget, that means we don’t have to. Which means our work is done for us, and we have more time to watch the Olympics and play Rock Band and drink wine and swim laps and browse the Marni fall line. Bottom line: WE LOVE THIS BITCH.
Filed under: Bitch Fights, Crotch Shots, It's Unanimous--Everyone Hates Tila Tequila, Life Isn't Fair, Maxim, Olivia Munn, Olivia Munn is Hot, Upskirt
BIRTHDAY CELEBRASIAN!
Happy Birthday to G4 heroine Olivia Munn, who turned 26 this week! We think the event should be an honorary holiday for your legions of adoring followers–gamers, tech-geeks, and hipsters alike! And we would have sent an e-card to tell you so, but we’re sure your inbox is FULL.
Filed under: Beautiful Ladies, Birthdays, Freckles, G4, Gamers, Geeks, Olivia Munn
Munn-derful
It’s no secret that Attack of the Show’s quirky, brash host Olivia Munn is really purty, and purty cool. She’s got a firm bod, golden skin, nose-sprinkling of freckles, and gold-speckled eyes–she’s hot. But she also happens to be a nerd’s heroine and strangely normal for a television personality. Who knew that was even possible?
Anyway, we’ve been sweet on her for awhile, though our love for her was truly confirmed just this week when she said out loud what everybody else was thinking about those retahded Lindsay Lohan photos which showcase the Razzie-Award-winner’s saggy teats and post-rehab bloat ZzZZzzinner MarilynzzZZz during Bert Stern’s “last sitting”:
Yeghhh.
Jen and I found the new pictures so embarrassing and irrelevant that they almost made DISGRASIAN OF THE WEAK (though, as is often the case with us, Lohan’s importance was trumped by real news). So we were delighted to find that Munn hit the nail on the head:
“She looks haggard. You actually get distracted by all of her body freckles.”Oof. We’re just glad she said it, so we didn’t have to.
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Thanks, Thomas!
Filed under: Beautiful Ladies, Bert Stern Hath You No Shame?, Celebutards, Freckles, Lindsay Lohan, Olivia Munn, Ruining A Good Thing, Saggy Boobs
AMAZIAN OF THE WEEK! Olivia Munn
NAME: Olivia Munn
AGE: 25
OCCUPATION: Host of G4’s Attack of the Show, Podcaster, Geek Heroine
WHY SHE RULES: Hot ladies willing to indulge the fantasies of slobbering four-eyed video game/comic book addicts are awesome! Plus she endured the entire 4 days of last week’s Comic-Con with a sweet smile. What’s not to love?
Filed under: Beautiful Ladies, G4, Geek Dreams, Nerds, Olivia Munn, Slobber
