DISGRASIAN™

ROCK OF ASIAN: Justin Nozuka

Try as I might to convince you to do otherwise, some of y’all are simply not going to burn your Jack Johnson, John Mayer (sure he’s got finger-lickin axe skills, but is why does he insist on using them on an inane blog and brainless celebrity girlfriends?), Josh Groban, James Blunt, assorted other J-name singer-songwriter-guitarist grandma-masturbation-material albums. Fine. That’s fine.

So I’m going to hop in the train for a moment here and introduce you to the one cute cute cutey J-name that we do actually happen to like: Justin Nozuka.

Go ahead… watch… listen…

…you love him, right? So does your grandma.

Source
Source
Thanks, jRu!

Filed under: Burn Your Albums, Grandmas, John Mayer, Justin Nozuka, Music That Bores Us, Old Masturbators, Sweet Boys Are Rare

Halloween and Nipples Go Together Like Ramma Lamma Lamma Ka Dinga Da Dinga Dong

This Halloween, Bai Ling has decided to go as…

…a Topless Cowgirl-slash-Art History doctoral candidate of the Old Masturbators. Er, I mean, the Old Masters.

Source

Filed under: Every Day is Halloween for Bai Ling, Jumping the Nipple Shark, Old Masturbators, Topless Cowgirl/Art History Students