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Name: Michelle Phan
Occupation: Makeup artist, YouTube sensation, and Lancôme spokesperson
Why She’s a Babe: Because as YouTube’s #1 beauty vlogger–her videos have been viewed over 150 million times–Michelle Phan is helping other chicks look like babes, and that’s a beautiful thing. Also, it takes courage to face millions of viewers without a lick of makeup–you may not know it, but we wear a shit-ton when we vlog–and au naturel is how she begins each video. (It helps, of course, that Michelle’s skin is flawless and seems to be utterly lacking in pores. Bitch!) While some of the Vietnamese American makeup artist’s tutorials are cute gimmicks–like the Barbie doll one, a look she demo’ed without using a mirror–and some verge on the clichésian, like the Geisha Halloween or Anime Eyes videos, many of her videos are just plain useful, which explains why Lancôme recently signed her as their official video makeup artist in an unprecedented contract for someone who got their start on the interwebz. Peep our favorites below. Even if you’re not into makeup, you may find yourself mesmerized by Michelle’s eerily calm demeanor and soothing voice.
Makeup For Glasses (aka Makeup For Diana):
5 Minutes Makeup (aka Makeup For Really Fucking Impatient People, aka Makeup For Jen):
Filed under: 1, Beauty Bloggers, firsts, Geisha Makeup, Lancome, Makeup, Makeup Artists, Michelle Phan, Number Ones, RiceBunny, Vietnamese-Americans, Vloggers, YouTube, YouTube Sensations, YouTube Tutorials
Listen up, monkey-spankers. There’s actually a competition in San Francisco for onanists called the Masturbate-a-thon, but if you want to win the thing, you’re going to have to outlast this guy –>.
His name is Masanobu Sato, he hails from Japan, and he’s currently the World’s #1 Masturbator. Last Saturday at the 9th Annual Masturbate-a-thon, he broke his former world record of 9 hours and 33 minutes and jerked it for a whopping 9 hours and 58 minutes.
I can’t figure out what would possess someone to go for this record, although I suppose it’s good PR for one’s stamina. (It, however, terrifies me.) But perhaps it appeals to other ladies? Or dudes? I don’t know how Masanobu rolls, but it seems that if he can play with himself for that long, he could probably stand to spread the (self-)love to both sexes.
[SF Weekly: "The 9th Annual Masturbate-A-Thon (NSFW)"]
[photo by Lauren Smiley]
Filed under: Jerking Off, Masanobu Sato, Masturbate-a-thon, Masturbation, Masturbators, Number Ones, Onanism, Onanists, Self-Love, Wankers, Weird San Franciscan Behavior, World Champion Masturbator, World Records
Name: Manny “Pacman” Pacquiao aka The Mexicutioner aka People’s Champ aka Pambansang Kamao (“National Fist”)
Occupation: Professional Boxer
Known for: Being the first Asian (and Pinoy) boxer to win four world titles in different weight divisions, and–as of June of this year–the Ring Magazine pound-for-pound top-ranked boxer in the world. Pacquiao defeated Golden Boy Oscar De La Hoya in “the Dream Match” with an eighth-round TKO this weekend, outstepping De La Hoya’s five-inch reach advantage to beat the icon. The victory, however, did not go without a humble response. From AP:
De La Hoya’s left eye was closed shut as he sat on his stool after the eighth round and the ring doctor, referee and his cornermen discussed his condition. De La Hoya offered no complaints when his corner decided he had enough, getting up from his stool and walking to the center of the ring to congratulate the victor.
“You’re still my idol,” Pacquiao told him.
“No, you’re my idol,” De La Hoya said.
Aww. For the time being, we’re going to go with De La Hoya–Pacquiao is our new idol, and we’re super psyched that there’s someone finally restoring the luster back to the name “Pacman”–unlike, say, Jen’s ne’er-do-well, now-silent, alchie Cowboy Adam “Pacman” Jones.
Filed under: Big Wins, Boxers, Everybody Loves a Winner, Filipinos, Fists of Fury, Idols, Manny Pacquiao, Nicknames, Number Ones, Oscar De La Hoya, Pacman Jones, Pacmen, Professional Athletes, Ripped Bodies
Happy belated 66th birthday to the World’s Worst Dicktator! It’s so awesome to be Number One at something AND look so bitchin’ in sunglasses. Keep up the great work!