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Let’s Not Call The “Gooks Of Hazzard” Tee Hipster Racism, Or Racism Against Asians, Let’s Just Call It Racism
Baker Skateboards’ “Gooks of Hazzard” t-shirt, featuring two of its sponsored professional skaters, Don Nguyen and Daniel Shimizu, seems like one of those ideas that started out as an inside joke between friends, got elaborated upon over a few bowls–Let’s make the General Lee a street tuner! And call it the “General Li,” he he–got further elaborated upon, within an inch of its life–More wordplay! Let’s call ‘em “good orr boys” since Asian accents are funny! And this shirt is funny! And we are oh-so-clever!–got approved, inexplicably, as a t-shirt design exactly one minute later, and got printed onto a baseball tee and pushed to market for $18.99 before Visine ever hit the clouded eye.
It’s a shame Baker didn’t spend more time fleshing out this idea–no pun intended–because it seems all they left out in the execution of this tee was only the most important figure in this familiar cast of characters–and of course I’m talking about the racist corollary to Daisy Duke and her short shorts. I mean, just think of the possibilities. Lazy Gooks, anyone?!
The Asian American Justice Center has issued a statement protesting this shirt that said, in part:
“Baker Skateboards, and the outlets that sell this shirt, should be aware that use of the term ‘gook’ on their apparel is offensive and quite simply amounts to racism for sale. No one should seek to profit from racism.”
Media reaction, however, has been limited and, I’d venture to say, highly forgiving. TMZ, Continue reading Let’s Not Call The “Gooks Of Hazzard” Tee Hipster Racism, Or Racism Against Asians, Let’s Just Call It Racism
Filed under: Andrew Reynolds, Andrew Reynolds Baker Skateboards, Asian American Skateboarders, Asian Stereotypes, Bad Puns, Baker Boys, Baker Skateboards, Chink in the Armor, Cult of Cool, Daisy Duke, Daisy Dukes, Daniel Shimizu, Defending Racism, Don "Nuge" Nguyen, Dukes of Hazzard, General Lee, Gooks, Gooks of Hazzard T-Shirt, Gooks of Hazzard Tee, Hipster Racism, Nike, Professional Skateboarders, Racism, Racist Apparel, Racist Gear, Racist Slurs, Skateboarding
Tiger And Earl’s Post-Mortem Commercial: Creepy-Ass Or Creative Genius?
Nike has just released a new spot marking Tiger’s return to professional golf:
In dramatic black and white, a pensive–perhaps repentant–Tiger Woods stares beyond the camera (thinking about either his fall from grace or a turkey club sandwich), hearing the words of his late Hardass Dad:
“Tiger…
I am more prone to be inquisitive to promote discussion.
I want to find out what your thinking was.
I wanna find out what your feelings are…
and… did you learn anything?“
Frankly, I think Tiger has learned something very important: good marketing, sorry faces, and a stellar golf game can EASILY clean up the Katrina of sex scandals in about… six months!
But maybe I’m wrong. Please discuss (comment) below.
[via HuffPo]
[Associated Content: New Tiger Woods Nike Commercial, "Earl And Tiger," Released]
Filed under: Cheaters, Creepy Voices, Dads, Drama, Earl Woods, Hardass Parents of All Colors, Learning Things the Hard Way, Nike, Post-Mortem Appearances In Commercials, Repentance, Showbiz Moms and Dads, Tiger Woods, Tiger Woods Apologizes, Tiger Woods Nike Commercial, Tiger Woods Returns to Golf, Tiger Woods Sex Scandal, Tiger Woods Sex Scandals, Turkey Club Sandwich Tiger Woods
Could This Kobe Any Easier?
Yeah, Kobe, you know we don’t love you. Or like you, even.

But hot damn… sometimes you make our job SO EASY.
Continue reading Could This Kobe Any Easier?
Filed under: Bruce Lee, Couldn't Think Of A Better Way To Shame Kobe If We Tried, Embarrassing, Fugly Shoes, Kobe Bryant, Kung Fu Poses, Lame, Nike, Nike Ad, Racial Drag, Seriously?, Shaming Oneself
SPORTS ILLUSTRASIAN: Tiger’s Back
Tiger Woods returned to golf this week after knee surgery and an 8-month absence. Despite being dispatched in the 2nd round of the Accenture Match Play Championship today, his fellow competitors have to be shitting in their golf pants. This new Nike commercial probably sums up their feelings:
But look on the bright side, golfers-who-aren’t-Tiger. With Tiger back, people actually think golf is a sport again!
Filed under: Anthony Kim, Asian Golfers, Golf, Golf Is a Sport, Golf Pants, Nike, Tiger Woods, Tiger Woods Nike Commercial, Tiger Woods Returns
DaisuNike MatShoezaka
Sneaker News reported over the weekend that Nike and Boston Red Sox pitcher Daisuke Matsuzaka have collaborated on an Air Force 1 sneaker, soon to be available to the public. The shoe is made of pony hair and leather designed to look like dragon scales. A dragon in the form of Dice-K’s number “18″ decorates the heel of the shoe. It’s definitely a shoe for big boys (and girls).

Click here to pre-order Dice-K’s sneaks so you can get to stompin’ in your Airrr Force 1′s.
Filed under: Air Force 1's, Daisuke Matsuzaka, Nelly, Nike, Pimp Wear, Shoe Deals









