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Wacky New York Behavior

July 15th, 2008 | 0 comments | Posted by Diana

I’m not one to be a stickler for quality control in any of VH1′s fucktarded celebreality programs–if I was, I couldn’t possibly enjoy the bounties of mindless hits like Rock of Love and the now-defunct Charm School.

But I do wonder what genius came up with this season’s new ideazzZZzz to book I Love New York‘s namesake star for an energy drink commercial in Japan (how wacky!), painted up like a Geisha bobblehead drag queen, and asked to break a board with her hand by a fisting/shouting/wacky Jap director? (Skip to 00:50 of the video to watch.)

And I do ask myself why, to do research on Japanese culture, New York went to a dry cleaners and nail salon on Hollywood Boulevard (much to the geisha-bobblehead-drag queen-fearing dismay of the respective Korean and Vietnamese store owners), when Sushi Row was just meters away?

Sure, New York is that stupid, but do her producers have to be?

Oh, so many questions, questions, questionzzzZZZZzzz.


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Basian Coat

January 22nd, 2008 | 0 comments | Posted by Diana

“Mm-mm, sir, I have no idea why you bothered to take that picture either. No I don’t know who she is! No I can’t remember her name; anyway, that’s your job! Stop asking me, I have absolutely no recollection. Just IMDB her! Go away! Anyway, mani-pedi is $30, $35 if you want the massage chair.”


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July 16th, 2007 | 0 comments | Posted by Diana

Here’s the thing: sometimes being racist is funny!

I can’t think of a good example off the top of my head, but I do believe that being at least semi-attractive with a brain larger than a peanut is required to pull it off.

Unfortunately for YouTube’s man-faced, self-appointed advice columnist, neither of those qualities seem to be present. Shame!

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