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You, ol’ boy, have always been a curmudgeonly, conflicted, narcissistic, arrogant little cunt of a man. A curmudgeonly, conflicted, narcissistic, arrogant little cunt with the voice of a silvery angel, but a cunt nonetheless. And maybe that’s what most people love about you. In an age where most rock stars are just reality-star-husbands-in-training or rehab seat fillers, it’s quite a rarity for a music persona to commit fully to the persona, and completely reject being a real person. So the magical music man that is less a man than an endless well of contradictions can be a welcome reprieve, a thing to be endlessly fascinated by, a mystery perpetually left unsolved: A fay macho-guy. A gaudy, attention-whoring recluse. A bitter-tongued poet. A bleak dreamer. A senescent child.
In the decades that I have followed you and your work, I’ve always rationalized that the element anchoring all of your wild idiosyncrasies–the extreme beliefs and outlandish statements, offensively defensive attitude, insistence on flapping that damn mic cord all around the stage like a lasso while every other performer in the world has gone wireless–was intelligence. You are a self-taught educated man. A smart man. A man of many nuances.
How then, did this comment, made to poet and Guardian writer Simon Armitage, come to pass?
“Did you see the thing on the news about their treatment of animals and animal welfare? Absolutely horrific. You can’t help but feel that the Chinese are a subspecies.”
Filed under: Animal Rights Activists, Drama, Guardian UK, Love Hate Music Racism, Morrissey, Morrissey Calls Chinese "Subspecies", Moz, Mysterious People, Offensive Statements, Rock Stars, Simon Armitage, Taxonomy, The Smiths, Walking Contradictions
Happy birthday to the beautiful and talented Joan Chen, who turned 49 (???!?!?!?!?) this week!
We can’t believe it’s been 20 years since we fell for Chen’s mysterious eyes on Twin Peaks. Here’s a vintage scene from Season 2 to remind you how she could singlehandedly inspire sexy fantasies with just a blink of her eyelashes:
Um. It’s possible that her skin actually got smoother and more radiant over the years. Does she only get more interesting and sultry? How can we do that?
Filed under: Anti-Agin' Asian, Beautiful Ladies, Eyelashes, Fantasies, Getting Better All the Time, Gorgeous People, Humpable Eyes, Joan Chen, Josie Packard, Mysterious People, Scene-Stealing, Twin Peaks, Twin Peaks 20th Anniversary