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Men Seldom Make Passes at Girls Who Wear Glasses, But When They Do, They Earn Fatwas
Hey, here’s a first: Pakistan President Zardari has accomplished what no other person has ever done in the history of all mankind–he’s united Muslim clerics AND Pakistani feminists, together in condemnation of his icky behavior during a recent meeting with VP wannabe Sarah Palin, which demonstrated that the days of Pervezes ruling Pakistan are not yet over. Despite his unprecedented achievement, Zardari still incurred a fatwa. Poor guy!
It has yet to be confirmed whether a second fatwa has been issued against THAT GRODY MUSTACHE. And while no violence has been called for in the fatwa, Zardari, his face pubes, and his easily excitable weiner are reportedly laying low while all this, ah, blows over.
Filed under: Asif Ali Zardari, Boners, Facial Pubes, Fatwa, Feminists, firsts, Foreign Policy, Muslim Clerics, Mustaches, Pakistan, Radical Islamists, Sarah Palin, Weiners, Weird Pakistani Behavior
