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BIRTHDAY CELEBRASIAN! Kate Gosselin

April 1st, 2010 | 2 comments | Posted by Diana

Happy birthday to Kate Gosselin, who turned 35 (yes, only) on Sunday!

Single and, um, loving it...



Here’s hoping that this year she’ll be able to spend more quality off-camera time with her brood of Amazian munchkins.


Kate + 6

[Us: Kate Gosselin Spends 35th Birthday Away From Her Kids]

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Baby In Action

February 16th, 2009 | 0 comments | Posted by Diana

Congratulasians are in order for new mom M.I.A., who went into labor shortly after her February 8 Grammy Performance of “Paper Planes” (pictured, right), and recently confirmed that she has given birth to a healthy baby boy on Wednesday.

Something tell us that this fine songbird is going to be a pretty radtastic new mom–like, not the kind that pops out a live one, holes up at home, stops returning any of her friends’ calls (unless they’re offering to drop by presents for baby), and can only talk about breastfeeding, playgroup, antibacterial hand gel, and munchkin piss. The kind of cool mama that dresses funky fresh, can party-rage while wearing a baby carryall, celebrates her son’s first birthday by rallying taco truck catering and a Sweet Lady Jane cake for all of her friends, sneaks a flask into Disneyland, and spends downtime between feedings reading DISGRASIAN.com.

If we’re right about this, then we’re actually sincere about those congratulasians. And we want an invite to the taco truck birthday party.

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Facebook Frustrasian

October 23rd, 2008 | 0 comments | Posted by Jen
Cindy McCain: A Good SMother

The McCain campaign is unhappy with the NY Times profile of Cindy (“Behind McCain, Outsider in Capital Wanting Back In”) that appeared in last Friday’s edition, and one of its bones of contention is the fact that reporter Jodi Kantor attempted to contact a 16 year-old classmate of Bridget McCain’s via Facebook for the piece.

Here is an excerpt of the statement McCain-Palin spokesperson Michael Goldfarb issued shortly following the story:

“In order to assemble this barrage of petty and personal attacks, the New York Times employed tactics that are obviously unprofessional and almost certainly unethical. This campaign has obtained a copy of an email sent by New York Times reporter Jodi Kantor to a 16-year-old girl and friend of Bridget McCain, the youngest of the McCain children. Ms. Kantor sought to dupe the unsuspecting minor by soliciting ‘advice’ on how best to approach the story, as if a top-flight investigative reporter at the New York Times would need the assistance of an underage girl in writing a hit piece.”

I think I’m not alone when I say that I’m sorta with the McCain camp on this one. I mean, how many times have you been approached by somebody who’s, like, a friend of a friend of a friend on Facebook, who seems normal and harmless in their profile picture with the soft focus, who acts like they want to be your friend and your friend alone and pretends that they’re interested in YOU and your “activities,” “interests,” and your “about me,” only to have them turn right around and flood your inbox, homepage, and non-existent and erronenously-named “FunSpace” with requests to join their pointless Blog Network or to buzz up their crap on the Huffington Post or to sign up for their massive Facebook group or their fucking Fan Page or their goddamn Cause for some buzzkill reason like preventing domestic violence or to attend the 800th voter event happening this week, before you say ENOUGH IS ENOUGH and you go to said person’s Facebook profile, your hand hovering over the “Remove from Friends” button at the bottom of the page, thinking “Dammit, I’m a person and not just an ass you can rape with your shameless, self-promoting cockwand,” wondering if that person would really ever notice if you de-friended them and then what, would an unbearably awkward conversation ensue if they did and are you just an abnormally intolerant person or is this person you want to Remove from Friends really insane as you’ve convinced yourself they are and why are you even thinking about this junior high-shit at all in your thirties when you could be spending your time finding a stronger Retinol product to combat the ever-deepening laugh lines (or smoker’s lines, whatever) on your face and finding ways to introduce more fiber into your red meat-heavy diet?

So, sure, getting bugged on Facebook by strangers is, in brief, annoying. But is it “almost certainly unethical”?

Bitch, please.

Read the full duping Facebook message Kantor sent to Bridget’s friend here. For the Society of Professional Journalists’ Code of Ethics, click here.

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My Mom Is a Fob

October 20th, 2008 | 0 comments | Posted by Jen

One of the gals at My Mom Is a Fob turned us on to their site over the weekend, and it is a treat (I mean, two Asian chicks blogging, what could be better, right?). The blog consists of letters, emails, texts, photos, and conversations from Asian mothers far and wide, although it feels like it’s a straight shot of lecturing love from your very own. The posts touch on the universal themes of Hardass Asian Motherhood: not having sex, health, hygiene, shielding your skin from the sun, and, uh, not having sex. From a recent post, “Subject Line: I Understand You”:

I understand you, like all other young people, would like to experience the love, a romantic love. We also know, to stop young people having sax before marriage is impossible, but we’d like to remind you, at least you should always protect yourself well.

1. Do not let pregnancy happen.

2. Prevent the disease. your skin is not good, I am afraid the first time having sex you might get pain and suffered.

with love,

Mom

As my FOB Mom would say–hirilous.

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Softass Asian Mother

July 18th, 2008 | 0 comments | Posted by Jen

“Kimora Lee Simmons Says ‘No Midriff Tops’ for Her Daughters”


Do you want a fuckin’ medal, too?

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