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BIRTHDAY CELEBRASIAN!

November 6th, 2008 | 0 comments | Posted by Diana


Happy 40th birthday to Yahoo! founder Jerry Yang! On this day, perhaps you can enjoy counting your billions and reminding yourself that even as the stock market continues to plunge, you will still remain rich enough to appear “goofy-hot” to your wife. Yay!

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When Worlds Collide: Desperate Mogulwives

October 31st, 2007 | 0 comments | Posted by Jen

“Nanking,” a movie that tells the story of the 1937 Rape of Nanking, which Variety describes as a mix of “archive footage and readings by thesps such as Woody Harrelson, Stephen [Huh?] Dorff, Juergen Prochnow and Mariel Hemingway” screened on Monday in New York. “Nanking” is set to open on December 12.

Ivanka Trump and Wendi Dung Murdoch were both in attendance at the screening. Let’s listen in on their conversasian:

WENDI: OMG, Ivanka! What are you doing here?

IVANKA: Well, Wendi, what a lot of people don’t realize is that I am smart, I am my own person, I have an MBA from Wharton, and I really really care about your people. And sometimes, I like to keep my store-bought tits under wraps.

WENDI: Cool. Love your Kelly Bag!

IVANKA: Thanks!

WENDI: Awesome. Where’s your father tonight?

IVANKA: He’s shooting The Apprentice: Celebutard Edition. And trying to keep his comb-over in place. Where’s your grandfather?

WENDI: I don’t know what you mean.

IVANKA: That ancient guy that you’re always with. Y’know, he kinda looks like a mummy? And he’s even richer than my dad, which is key-crazy. Not that I care about my dad’s money, because I am smart, I am my own person, and I have an MBA…

WENDI: Uh, you mean Rupert?

IVANKA: Yeah, totally.

WENDI: He’s my husband.

IVANKA: Oh. Gosh. I always thought, y’know, because he looks about 800 years old…

WENDI: Yeah. I get that a lot.

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Korunk Juice

June 21st, 2007 | 0 comments | Posted by Jen

Korean music mogul J.Y. Park threw a party Wednesday to celebrate the opening of JYP Entertainment’s U.S. headquarters in New York City. Park, who launched Rain’s career and has produced for Mase, Outkast, and Will Smith, is collaborating with Dirty South Crunk Master Lil Jon on the debut album of 15 year-old Korean singer Min.

Back da fuck up, bitches.

“Min’s style mixed with Lil Jon’s grimy beats is gonna be hot,” Mr. Park told New York Business.

Dirty South Korea! Korunk Juice! Throw It Up, ROK!

Here’s a picture of Park and Lil Jon from the party:


JY: I’m so stoked for this collaborasian, Lil Jon.

Lil Jon: YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAH!

JY: Min is going to be bigger than Britney. Bigger than Xtina.

Lil Jon: WHHHHHHHHHHHAT?!? WHHHHHHHHAT?!?

JY: Bigger than Rihanna.

Lil Jon: YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAH!

JY: We’re taking over the music business, man.

Lil Jon: FUCK Y’ALLLLLL! YES Y’ALLLLLLL! YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHH!

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