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When Worlds Collide: Mother-Daughter Bonding

January 23rd, 2008 | 0 comments | Posted by Jen
Michelle Yeoh and daughter at the Dior Haute Couture Show in Paris


MICHELLE: Shoulders back, darling.

DAUGHTER: How come you got to wear an evening gown and I got this yellow…thing?

MICHELLE: One day when you become an international movie star, you too will wear the good stuff. And straighten out your ankle, dear, you look like a gimp.

DAUGHTER: Is this dress even couture? It kinda looks like Haute Goodwill.

MICHELLE: Of course it’s couture! And I think the color is splendid on you.

DAUGHTER: It’s the color of vomit.

MICHELLE: No it’s not.

DAUGHTER: Okay, then…it’s a Big Bird suit.

MICHELLE: You’re wearing Dior Haute Couture at the Dior show. Show some gratitude and a little smile, won’t you?

DAUGHTER: I would smile if a little part of me didn’t die every time I was photographed next to you. You always look awesome and I look, like, whatever, and people think, Is that poor girl adopted? It’s a bummer. I hate having a MILF for a mother. I feel like your ugly duckling. Oh god, that’s it! This outfit is Galliano’s cruel joke on me. I am an ugly yellow…duck. Quack, quack!!

MICHELLE: Okay, that’s quite enough. Time for your happy pill! (to photographer) Just take the picture.

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Yeow!

January 14th, 2008 | 0 comments | Posted by Jen

When you look at the photo of Michelle Yeoh below, taken at an event last night in Paris, bear in mind that homegirl is 45 YEARS OLD.


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AMAZIAN OF THE WEEK! Yeohzers!

August 13th, 2007 | 0 comments | Posted by Jen

Name: Michelle Yeoh

Occupation: Actress and Asskicker

Known for: Fists of fury, stealing the show from Jackie Chan in Super Cop and Zhang Zhiyi in Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, defying gravity, hotness without ho-ness, that body, that face, flawlessness.

Go see Michelle Yeoh play an astronaut trying to save the planet in Danny Boyle’s Sunshine, a sci-fi masterpiece.

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